This is about becoming strong as fuck in a world full of shit

[hatesfreedom]

Can't even post images in Thunderdome because of the protective tight vise like anal grip of the mods on this forum. I mean they insert the broom and break the shit off, crunching the pieces with the power and majesty of their sphincter. So no images, which is sad cause this was going to be a much nicer thread.

I've noticed recently that the Thunderdome has grown a little bare, a little uncontested. Lucifer has nothing to do, your mother still thinks you're a faggot. So we've got to do something, we've got to prove to your mother that you aren't a worthless nancy. Your goal today is to go into some thread and tell a blatant lie and never own up to it. Bonus points if months from now they're still using that post you made to describe you. I'll post mine soon. Additional challenges coming up.

Also nobody from Canada can participate in this thread. You can all go eat a dick. Additional countries can be added to this list if you make a convincing enough argument with enough swear words and shit.

[hatesfreedom]

Is there a tshirt I can wear in here?

[Myrnalene]

Is there a tshirt I can wear in here?

Holy shit look what I found.

[hatesfreedom]

Is there a tshirt I can wear in here?

Holy shit look what I found.

ahahahaha

you're something special Myrnalene

to me






right now

[Winston Smith]

Me too.

Er...

[hatesfreedom]

I think the meaning of contest has just changed to be as arghy as you can to people and then post about your exploits.

[featherlou]

So, how exactly are you going to stop Canadians from participating in this thread?

[featherlou]

It's not working very well so far.

[hatesfreedom]

So, how exactly are you going to stop Canadians from participating in this thread?

i was hoping you inbred hicks would just go back to doing meth

[featherlou]

Ha ha! I did it again!

[featherlou]

Maybe we can post here AND do meth! Multitasking!

[hatesfreedom]

Maybe you can tell us another story about your worthless husbands opinion on something

[hatesfreedom]

JIM JIM JIM JIM

[featherlou]

Maybe. I'll think about it and get back to you.

[featherlou]

He's Canadian too, you know. Even Western Canadian, the best kind.

[Jeff]

i was hoping you inbred hicks would just go back to doing meth

I am! I haven't slept in 96 hours. I keep hallucinating that there's a fucking ferret talking to me on a message board.

[featherlou]

I don't think he's a fucking ferret - I think that's why he's so ragey.

[hatesfreedom]

Jesus fuck its the entire population of Canada in my thread

[featherlou]

You should be so lucky.

[Jeff]

HAHA, your thread sucks so much ass only Canadians are willing to post in it.

[hatesfreedom]

HAHA, your thread sucks so much ass only Canadians are willing to post in it.

Just copying this insult over again for yah

Give it enough time and Canadians will fuck themselves.

[featherlou]

Are we just pity posting?

[hatesfreedom]

Are we just pity posting?

Every reply you've ever gotten is in some small way a pity post. Now go have a donut.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

Are we just pity posting?

Every reply you've ever gotten is in some small way a pity post. Now go have a donut.

With meth sprinkles. That's how we eat them.

[Jeff]

Are we just pity posting?

Every reply you've ever gotten is in some small way a pity post. Now go have a donut.

With meth sprinkles. That's how we eat them.

It's pronounced crystal meffs. Say it like you don't have any teeth left.

[featherlou]

I thought it was crack sprinkles, or is that just Tim Hortons?

[Rube E. Tewesday]

Yeah, Tim Horton's would like you to believe they can afford crack. It's meffs. (Thanks, Jeff)

[ivan astikov]

There's love in this thread but it's of the kind you get when a hobo and a bag-lady grab a quick knee-trembler in the toilet cubicle of a Burgerking branch.

[Kat]

So, how exactly are you going to stop Canadians from participating in this thread?

i was hoping you inbred hicks would just go back to doing meth

I misread this the first time, and spent a moment wondering why you wanted the Canadians to do math.

[The Logos]

They are doing math. It's called Al gebra for a reason. Terrorists came from Canada.

Fucking Canadians.

[danceswithcats]

Look out, hatesfreedom. The RCMPs are gonna launch a strategic poutine strike on your little hat-wearing rodent ass.

[vison]

Wow. I could feel the love without even opening the thread! Which is why I opened it, so I could post in it.

Canada rulz.

USAians are all poncey girlyboys except the gay guys who are all right AFAIC.

[Elyanna]

I will move to Canada just for this thread.

[Hatshepsut]

People in foreign countries have difficulty telling Americans and Canadians apart (they often don't realize that one tell-tale sign is the mangled pronunciation of "about" favored by our neighbors to the north). I tell people, "Canadians are like Americans, except without the ego."

[Chimera]

I'm Minnesotan. We're the American Canada.

So what's this about becoming strong shit in a world of fuck?

[hatesfreedom]

I will move to Canada just for this thread.

Thank god, the more people from California we get rid of the better. Do us this favor please.

[Cluricaun]

I like Canada. Sometimes I forget what it was like in 1986, so it's nice to have a living time capsule to go and visit. Plus the fishing is great.

[hatesfreedom]

People in foreign countries have difficulty telling Americans and Canadians apart (they often don't realize that one tell-tale sign is the mangled pronunciation of "about" favored by our neighbors to the north). I tell people, "Canadians are like Americans, except without the ego."

That's exactly their problem. The 51st state of America does not have our iron faith in the victory we shall surely achieve over fanatic religious elements, inefficient organization, and inferior sports franchises.

[hatesfreedom]

I like Canada. Sometimes I forget what it was like in 1986, so it's nice to have a living time capsule to go and visit. Plus the fishing is great.

I've no quarrel with the fish of Canada, just the ten or twelve people left after everybody talented left to the UNITED STATES OF FREEDOM.

[leander]

People in foreign countries have difficulty telling Americans and Canadians apart (they often don't realize that one tell-tale sign is the mangled pronunciation of "about" favored by our neighbors to the north). I tell people, "Canadians are like Americans, except without the ego."

That's funny. I always tell people, "Americans are like Canadians, except without the giant inferiority complex."

[vison]

Canadians are quietly sure of themselves and only project that air of insecurity to soothe the USAians who are, not so secretly, terribly, awfully, insanely and madly insecure. Everyone in Canada knows this and now that I have revealed it worldwide, I may have to neutralize everyone who reads this.

[Clayton_e]

How did you, whoever that was, stumble on that shirt? And how did you, hatesfreedom, choose that image?

And I cannot find that image cute.. I have a mental image of probably the most hilariously offending spawn of satan in something small, furry, evil package. In a good way. I think its hilarious..

[Elyanna]

I will move to Canada just for this thread.

Thank god, the more people from California we get rid of the better. Do us this favor please.

Sorry man, California's gonna rule this country. Before you know it, everything west of the Mississippi will be California. Just like that.

[sturmhauke]

I shall invent a new swearword for this thread. Are you ready for it? No? Well too fucking bad for you, stupid crackhead baby. Go tell your pockfaced, gaptoothed, whore of a mother to smack you around with the Jim Bean bottle until you forget your miserable existence.

Wait, what the fuck was I talking about? I fucking forgot. Oh yeah, my bitchin' new swear word. This shit is so spectacular it will make your ass fucking explode. You'll be like, "Yo operator, connect me with McMurdo Station. What you mean you ain't never heard of McMurdo Station? It's in Antarctica you dumb fucking bitch! Yeah I'll hold... Hello? Is this McMurdo Station? Yo, I admire you crazy fucking bastards, doing science and shit down in that ice cold bitch. Yo, have you seen any parts of my ass down there when you was drilling ice cores? My ass exploded at supersonic speeds. I don't know where the fuck it all went. Oh you found a piece? It's well preserved? Fuck yeah, pack that shit in some dry ice, wet ice, whatever the fuck you got down there and Fed-Ex it up to me."

So anyway, here's the bitchin', ass exploding, spectacular fucking new swear word. Here it is!

...Fuck, it was so cosmically orgasmic that it fucking destroyed my memory. I have no fucking idea what it was now. I can almost taste that sweet juicy shit, but it's gone like your deadbeat daddy. Oh well. As you were, bitches.

[ivan astikov]

Never stand downwind in a shit-storm.

[Orual]

Sorry man, California's gonna rule this country. Before you know it, everything west of the Mississippi will be California. Just like that.

Then everyone can experience the joys of being incompetently governed and bankrupt!

Does anyone else hear the title of this thread like the intro to ?

[ivan astikov]

Are all Californian's so kooky because they live with the possibility of dropping into the Pacific anyday?

[hatesfreedom]

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Featherlou

[Elyanna]

Sorry man, California's gonna rule this country. Before you know it, everything west of the Mississippi will be California. Just like that.

Then everyone can experience the joys of being incompetently governed and bankrupt!
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Yeah, pretty much.

Are all Californian's so kooky because they live with the possibility of dropping into the Pacific anyday?

It's the sun, man. It goes straight to your brains.

[Jaglavak]

Naw. It's that phat nasty Humboldt green bud. A few hong bits of that shit will have you eating tofu and doing yoga too.

Besides, Kansas is far loonier than California. They just don't get the publicity because they're boring.