A Bible.
Things people have, but never, ever use *Quik-E-List*
A Bible.
Last edited by Oliveloaf; 28 Nov 2011 at 03:01 PM.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Any of the secondary dials on a chronometer watch.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
A jar of curry powder.
A treadmill.
Ipecac syrup.
Guest towels.
Brevell Sandwich toasters (well after the first week or so)
gravy shaker. (I don't know if that's what you call it or not. It's a plastic container with a screw-top lid. You are supposed to put flour and turkey drippings in it, and shake it up to mix them together, as part of making gravy. That's not how I make my gravy.)
A set of encyclopedias
A set of picture notecards I was given which I don't like but just never got around to throwing away.
A fondue kit.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
The sense God gave a squirrel.
Juicer
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
OK in fairness I'm about to get rid of my encyclopaedias but I had both childrens' (Childcraft) ones and adult ones that I used a lot until the age of maybe 15. After getting Encarta and then internet taking off I had no use for 'em anymore. Although the ones we have are from the '70s so some of the illustrations are priceless.Originally posted by Sarahfeena
A condom in their wallet.
Principles.
Bay leaves.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Whole wheat flour.
Sure, you bought it with good intentions, but it's going to sit there forever.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
That electric dog polisher Steve Martin gave me.
Well shit. I use the chronometer dials on my watch, curry powder, whole wheat flour, bay leaves and our fondue set all on a rather regular basis and I'm nearly sure that I've used all of those food related items AT THE SAME TIME before. Guess I'm more of a weirdo than I'd previously admitted to myself.
Anyway, I present A List of Shit that is Had But Never Used in the Cluricaun Household:
Decanters
All of the Waterford crystal
The nice blanket on the couch
Most of the pillows on the couch
The remote that came with our TV
Our Wii
Ammonia
Candles, and lots of em. Oh there's ones we burn, but there's a lot more we don't.
My printer
The TV in the guest room, hasn't been turned on in at least two years. I pay for cable on that fucker too.
A samurai sword
Shaving cream
More bedding than you could shake a stick at.
I'm a corse heathen to my wife, I don't belive in 'decorative' bedding, towels or candles. Decorations are things like paintings or brass diving helmets (note: I am not allowed to purchase a brass diving helmet much to my chagrin, but I digress and think it would look lovely) or plants. They're nice, but they don't serve any real purpose (except perhaps brass diving helmets).
Decorating with useful things is fucking dumb. I don't get the point of owning practical things that you can't ever use. We have down pillows, big king sized ones, that live inside of a tellingly named thing called a "sham" that I am not allowed to use.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
Common sense.
Coupons for that new Chinese place.
Witch hazel (just folks over 60).
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
A kitchen drawer full of fast food condiment packets.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Batteries that don't fit anything you have.
Thimbles.
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
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