A poll for lovers of ladies

[Zuul]

Sorry gay men and straight women, GTFO.

This truly remarkable letter was fired off to Dan Savage the other day, making the claim that "this is a straight-dude secret" and that female genitalia is "pretty off-putting."



So, those of you who like the womenfolk: what say you?

[Taumpy]

I've never been the sort to find the aesthetic value in either set of genitalia. That said, I think that quote is utter nonsense.

[Trojan Man]

What drivel. It's an amazing work of natural art, IMO.

[Zuul]

I've never been the sort to find the aesthetic value in either set of genitalia. That said, I think that quote is utter nonsense.

I've known a number of people who don't really get into looking at genitalia, or who only find it interesting in context. Genitals are rather silly looking at times.

But I will confess to not being one of those people, for I think Guess Her Muff is the most brilliant blog out there.

[The Original An Gadaí]

The pudenda of the one I love are amazing but I suppose if you're getting mad into aesthetics that there are perhaps nicer things to look at on/in a woman.

[Glazer]

I loves me some woman flower.

[RabbitMage]

I second AG's answer.

[OneCentStamp]

Pleasing to look upon, enjoyable to touch, and fantastic tasting. Pussy is great.

[Marsilia]

I find both sets of genitalia pretty silly looking, actually. But, I'm not at all put off by silly looking things--ask anybody who's ever seen me dance.

[Cluricaun]

I love pussy more than I love beer, fireworks, and eyepatches. I eat it like there's a goddamn prize inside. Pussy is the most amazing thing ever.

[AndrewRyan]

I think the vajayjay might be my favorite thing in the whole world.

And that's saying something, cuz I fucking LOVE brownies and beer.

[AllWalker]

Every aspect of sex is truly, truly disgusting. It is. If it weren't insanely pleasurable, sex would be used as an illegal interrogation technique.

Having said that, the female under bits are, relatively speaking, fairly pleasant.

[Malacandra]

The OP, like the liked page, is just *asking* for a contrary opinion, isn't it.

[Zuul]

Yup. We have a proud tradition of biased polling here. Next up, I shall make a poll about Chinese food versus Thai and ban anyone who votes wrong.

[OneCentStamp]

Now don't get me wrong; female genitalia can be offputting. Inattention to hygiene, poorly executed grooming, or women who are just plain unattractive to start with, for example. However, offputting is not the natural state of the pussy, but represents a fall from the grace to which it is entitled.

[Zuul]

Now don't get me wrong; female genitalia can be offputting. Inattention to hygiene, poorly executed grooming, or women who are just plain unattractive to start with, for example. However, offputting is not the natural state of the pussy, but represents a fall from the grace to which it is entitled.

This is true. And I think that the original letter writer has a point in that if you look at body parts entirely objectively--this is a bunch of skin, rather than "this is the holy grail of womanhood!"--then they aren't anything special in and of themselves. But the generalization that almost all straight men can barely handle even looking at the things is where he goes wrong.

[jali]

::runs in, in defiance of the GTFO rule in OP::

I voted "amazing" for my own!

[OneCentStamp]

But the generalization that almost all straight men can barely handle even looking at the things is where he goes wrong.

The preponderance of porn directed at straight men, and its status as a billion-dollar industry, would seem to indicate that most of us can handle looking at it.

[Cluricaun]

The preponderance of porn directed at straight men, and its status as a billion-dollar industry, would seem to indicate that most of us can't stop looking at it.

FTFY

[Exy]

The preponderance of porn directed at straight men, and its status as a billion-dollar industry, would seem to indicate that most of us can handle looking at it.

By that logic, you guys also love gazing at big cocks.

[OneCentStamp]

By that logic, you guys also love gazing at big cocks.

I personally don't mind seeing a dick, but if I did, there's a huge portion - maybe even a majority - of porn available that's girl solo, girl-on-girl, or girl-on-toy.

[Malacandra]

By that logic, you guys also love gazing at big cocks.

We identify with the owners of same (not that I've ever seen what I'd think of as a big cock in porn ) and like to imagine ours getting the same kind of attention as theirs. We don't spend our time wishing we were getting our hands on them. YMM(&ED)V.

I don't say there's no such thing as an ugly cooter, depending on how gross its owner is. But the default view is "highly favourable".

[dread pirate jimbo]

There is absolutely nothing I don't love and adore about pussy.

[AndrewRyan]

Ya, know I'm just gonna say it. Even if you witnessed a pussy that was say offputting....don't act like anyone of us wouldn't still stick our dick in it. If I stand alone in this matter, then I'll stand proudly.

[OneCentStamp]

Ya, know I'm just gonna say it. Even if you witnessed a pussy that was say offputting....don't act like anyone of us wouldn't still stick our dick in it. If I stand alone in this matter, then I'll stand proudly.

You know, the cloud of crazy ass bitches that orbit you like your own personal asteroid belt might have something to do with this facet of your life philosophy, little brother. Just sayin'.

[Cluricaun]

I used to have a cloud of crazy bitches circling me. Those were the days. Don't you listen to OCS, stay gold Pony Boy.

[OneCentStamp]

I used to have a cloud of crazy bitches circling me. Those were the days. Don't you listen to OCS, stay gold Pony Boy.

No way man, a cloud of crazy bitches is like The Thing's super power: in theory it seems like it would be pretty cool to have, but in real life it's unwieldy, inconvenient, and embarrassing.

[Cluricaun]

I'm not saying that I wish I still did, well for the most part I don't. There are benefits to having such a cloud. Nobody who's willing to put up with it goes to sleep with a dry dick every night for instance.

[AndrewRyan]

I'm not saying that I wish I still did, well for the most part I don't. There are benefits to having such a cloud. Nobody who's willing to put up with it goes to sleep with a dry dick every night for instance.

fuckin' A!

[Oliveloaf]

Every woman has a JJ?

What am I missing here?

[RabbitMage]

Subject at hand+Oliveloaf's pic=nightmares for life.

I think I'm going back to cock.

[Zuul]

Damnit!

OLIVELOAF.

[OneCentStamp]

Damnit!

OLIVELOAF.

Whatever. You know you've got one, and you know it's

DY-NO-MIIIIIIIIITE!!!!.

*d&r*

[Cluricaun]

It also has a fondness for bucket hats and turtleneck sweaters.

[Zuul]

It also has a fondness for bucket hats and turtleneck sweaters.

"Bucket hats and turtleneck sweaters" sounds like code for a man's circumcision status.

[Cluricaun]

It's nice to see someone catching my drift so early in the morning.