Here you go, the room is all prepared. Plenty of lube and condoms, plush cushions, foam bats and boxing gloves.
Er, the rest of us will be over here. Pay no attention to the cameras and peep holes.
And......GO!
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Here you go, the room is all prepared. Plenty of lube and condoms, plush cushions, foam bats and boxing gloves.
Er, the rest of us will be over here. Pay no attention to the cameras and peep holes.
And......GO!
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I reserve the right to be bothered by things that don't faze you,
and to cheerfully ignore things that bug the shit out of you.
I am not you.
We may have to wait a bit, according to the active users list neither of the gentlemen is in the house.
/stalker
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
Can I hide in the wardrobe? I've been given a photography assignment by the Snark Pit.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
I don't think they are gonna need the lube!
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
The two of them have about 850 posts between them. Like it or not, they are at the forefront in establishing the tone and personality of the board.
Appearing in less than .5 % of the boards threads, no matter how many times, is hardly representative of the board.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Indeed. There are several posters with post counts in the range of either of them.Originally posted by ivan astikov
Check your math.Originally posted by ivan astikov
As of right now,
Liberal 492 Posts
Excalibre 356 posts
Combined total 848
Total board posts 22,107
3.836 % of total board posts. For TWO people. Who may be the same person for all we know. <smirk>
I reserve the right to be bothered by things that don't faze you,
and to cheerfully ignore things that bug the shit out of you.
I am not you.
1,011 threads. The accused were involved in 4 of them. 1% of a 1011 approx 10.
4 = nearly half of 10... where've I gone wrong?
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Ah, I missed that you switched from posts to threads. Sorry.
I'm so not thereOriginally posted by ivan astikov
No probs.Originally posted by Hentor the Barbarian
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
[quote=X.E. Zainus]I'm so not there[/quote:3f101nhz]Originally posted by "ivan astikov":3f101nhz
Have this, it'll get you in the mood.
< proffers cloudy looking drink >
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
God help us all.Originally posted by Hentor the Barbarian
There's no way they are going to come in here with all us in the room!
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Shhh! Everyone hide!
I reserve the right to be bothered by things that don't faze you,
and to cheerfully ignore things that bug the shit out of you.
I am not you.
So the new thing is to goad people to get into fights? I guess I can do that.
Uh, no. Didja look at any of my links? They have been ripping each other's throats out since they got here. This is to try and protect unrelated threads from the blood spray. It stains, you know.Originally posted by Truth and Beauty
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
Nice post content/username on post #19
Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.
So let's form an arena and gather to point and laugh. You know, as much as I hated the "no bad language in the pit" stupid rule, this bloodsport here that you guys are starting is just obnoxious.Originally posted by Myrnalene
In case you didn't notice, this thread was started by a regular poster, not a mod or admin. What, exactly, do you want Domebo's PTB to do?Originally posted by Truth and Beauty
I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here
[quote=Truth and Beauty]So let's form an arena and gather to point and laugh. You know, as much as I hated the "no bad language in the pit" stupid rule, this bloodsport here that you guys are starting is just obnoxious.[/quote:3or11wke]Originally posted by Myrnalene
Almost as obnoxious as your pathetic sniping in every thread you appear in.
Go and get your own house in order before you come in here with your snide nit-picking.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
The PTB? Nothing. I still think this thread is stupid. I'm calling out posters here, not the mods. Relax.Originally posted by TheFlame
Ah, the good old "I know you are, but what am I" defense. Good one. So you agree that this thread is obnoxious too? As obnoxious as you accuse me of being? I've won over one poster already! Put 'er there, pardner.Originally posted by ivan astikov
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I'm guessing that the idea behind this thread was to hold a mirror up to two hotheads in the hopes of helping them see how silly they are being, ideally so they will stop crapping up the rest of this brand spanking new board. People like discussions, and people like fighting sometimes, but very few people like watching a couple of posters hijacking every thread with their personal vendettas against each other.
Pretty much so, featherlou.
And to allow the rest of us to poke a bit of fun at them about it too. Too bad there are people who get the vapors over such things. It was meant entirely in fun.
I reserve the right to be bothered by things that don't faze you,
and to cheerfully ignore things that bug the shit out of you.
I am not you.
Remember when Geraldo finally broke through the vault wall?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
That was one of the greatest moments in staged-for-television history.Originally posted by Oliveloaf
[quote=Truth and Beauty]Ah, the good old "I know you are, but what am I" defense. Good one. So you agree that this thread is obnoxious too? As obnoxious as you accuse me of being? I've won over one poster already! Put 'er there, pardner.Originally posted by "ivan astikov":3igxzl4m
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No it wasn't a 'good one', I actually left myself wide open for your comeback.
But, I noticed you didn't address my second point which was far more relevant, seeing as your comparing this thread to a 'blood sport' is well beyond ridiculous!
I think that was what caught me off guard with my first comment.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Has anyone ever told you you're a moron? Because you're a moron. This isn't "bloodsport" or "goading" anyone into a fight. It started out as "hey, could you guys take your dumb argument to a different thread?" and progressed to "please, for fuck's sake, take your argument to a different thread; here, I made one for you."Originally posted by Truth and Beauty
As much as I like both Liberal and Excalibre, I'm pretty goddamn sick of seeing them bring up their imagined grievances with one another in random threads.
Reread the OP. "Plenty of lube and condoms, plush cushions, foam bats and boxing gloves." Not real weapons, not any wishing for them to harm each other or tear each other apart.
This thread exists purely for entertainment purposes and is not an endorsement of hatred, anger or violence between the two people invited to take their feud here. Any reading of this thread as "blood sport" can only be indicative of severe brain injury or a lack of reasonable cognitive ability on the part of the interpreter. If this is you, turn in your computer, because you're too stupid to own one.
Frankly, I think it's funny as hell that neither of the two principals has posted here and they've both been pretty damned quiet today. Point made, I guess, but I do hope that they both come back and remain members of this board.
I reserve the right to be bothered by things that don't faze you,
and to cheerfully ignore things that bug the shit out of you.
I am not you.
That's us, obnoxious citizens of Rome(Dome). Now we better git our gladiators here soon, the mob is gittin' ugly.Originally posted by Truth and Beauty
Welcome to Mellophant.
We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.
"Road maps!"Originally posted by Oliveloaf
Alright, point made and completely misunderstood all around. Time to close this thread.
Liberal came back to me, unhappy about this thread and some other issues which I will not go into here. I have attempted to explain to him and will explain here.
Firstly, I'm pretty much on Liberal's side of the equation. We never had much contact on the dope, but we've had some here and I thought we may become friends. Unfortunately, he's upset with me over this and I understand and apologize.
But as I explained, when two people are persistently scratching and kicking at each other, wrestling across four different rooms (threads), it ceases to become about who started it or who is the bigger ass and starts to become about "why won't those two knock it off?" This thread was intended as a light hearted stab at that point, hoping that one or both of them would get the message.
I reserve the right to be bothered by things that don't faze you,
and to cheerfully ignore things that bug the shit out of you.
I am not you.
[modhat:345rtufr]I closed this at the Op's request.[/modhat:345rtufr]Originally posted by Chimera