make his move,
make his move,
the doorbell rang
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. "Damn!" shouted Steve.
"Anyone in?" said
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Steve's shoulderborne parrot.
Sandra grabbed her
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shirt and pulled
the parrot off
, staining Steve's shirt.
Steve took his
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time as he
lovingly pressed the
parrot poop down.
With a gasp,
Sandra noticed that
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time had stopped.
As had her
painful rectal itch.
With delight, she
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
cupped Steve's left
ear, squeezing it.
Then she reached
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
down into his
man-purse, searching for
his man-cash eagerly.
All she found
inside the cavernous
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
purse was incriminating
evidence of such
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
foul, vile, sickening
fast food preferences,
that she had
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
no choice but
to fling it
onto the parrot.
(Disclaimer: no animals were harmed in the making of this yarn.)
Last edited by Hatshepsut; 25 May 2011 at 06:55 PM.
Meanwhile, Steve had
decided to defenestrate.
himself to avoid
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the unbearable shame
he felt. Sandra
Mind the period that ended my post!Originally posted by CatInASuit
To continue:
just felt constipated;
feeling the need
to relieve her
grossly distended bowels.
Feeling better afterward,
she decided to
defenestrate, like Steve.
But she couldn't!
Instead she threw
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herself down sobbing.
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