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    Default This is the spam thread

    Mama needs 500 posts. Also, possibly, the drunken thread.

    Cuz I'm gettin' there!
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    seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    someone needs to get me some cat spam. I mean that in every sense of the term.
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    seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    Also the thread title reminds me of this thread:


    http://www.mellophant.com/forums/sho...t=troll+thread
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    This is like the troll thread except with a heart of gold. Not unlike a variety of Shelley Long films.
    comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
    seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    You can do it, PS!

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    I don't think cat spam would taste good.

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    TBH, when I first saw this thread, I thought it said, 'This is the sperm thread'. This place is certainly having an impact on me.

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    Quote Originally posted by spitz View post
    TBH, when I first saw this thread, I thought it said, 'This is the sperm thread'. This place is certainly having an impact on me.
    I WISH.
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    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    I don't think cat spam would taste good.
    I find this quote to marginalize what my taste buds may or may not find acceptable.

    BRING ON THE CAT SPAM
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    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    462 to go! I'm not sure what I'm achieving or what I'm getting, only that I know it'll feel good to get there. Sort of like Sarah Palin in a presidential campaign!
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    seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    Quote Originally posted by Panther Squad View post
    I'm not sure what I'm achieving or what I'm getting
    The ability to snark privately in sekret PMs. It has changed my life.
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    Quote Originally posted by Myrnalene View post
    The ability to snark privately in sekret PMs. It has changed my life.
    ...



    460.
    comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
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    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    Default Cat spam

    Meow meow,

    Meow meow meow, meow meow, meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow $10000000000 meow meow meow.

    Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

    Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow

    Meow_______________
    Meow_______________
    Meow ___-__-____
    Meow_______________

    Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

    Meow,

    Meow.
    They weren't singing....they were just honking.
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    Indeed.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Last edited by Panther Squad; 30 Jul 2010 at 08:35 AM.
    comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
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    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    Oh, hello. You're new.

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    It's true! I am.

    I bring gifts of Kate Bush spinning to entrance your mind and spirit.
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    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    wtf
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Banjo music is key to our success.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    Ok, in order to bring some FUCKING ORDER to this thread:
    My spam musubi recipe.
    It's special.
    Slice up yer spam and pan fry those fuckers. When it's nice and fried and piping hot, toss those fuckers in some teriyaki sauce to cool down.
    Toss a strip of nori down, and wad some rice on there. In a shape like that of the slices of spam. Furikake to taste.
    Whip a piece of spam on your rice stack. Now squash an umeboshi onto there (or use ume paste). Pile some more rice on. Wrap it up in the rest of the nori strip.
    Eat it, you shitheels. "Ohhhh but spam is so GHETTO!" Eat it, bitches.

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    Ok, in order to bring some FUCKING ORDER to this thread:
    My spam musubi recipe.
    It's special.
    Slice up yer spam and pan fry those fuckers. When it's nice and fried and piping hot, toss those fuckers in some teriyaki sauce to cool down.
    Toss a strip of nori down, and wad some rice on there. In a shape like that of the slices of spam. Furikake to taste.
    Whip a piece of spam on your rice stack. Now squash an umeboshi onto there (or use ume paste). Pile some more rice on. Wrap it up in the rest of the nori strip.
    Eat it, you shitheels. "Ohhhh but spam is so GHETTO!" Eat it, bitches.

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    Fucking doublepost. It is the spam thread, I guess.

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    Quote Originally posted by Capybara View post
    Eat it, you shitheels. "Ohhhh but spam is so GHETTO!" Eat it, bitches.
    I like you.
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    Quote Originally posted by Capybara View post
    Fucking doublepost. It is the spam thread, I guess.
    Your triple post requires more spam recipes.

    Do not let me down
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    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    I've eaten spam straight from the can. No cooking, just pull back the tab, slide the meat out with a SCHLUCK and slice off a hunk.

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    One word: spambalaya.
    Inner Stickler-- you HAVE to do that with the end pieces. You can't, you know, *cook* them.

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    What is this!? Mutiny of my spam thread with actual meaning and discussion?

    This calls for a drunken usurption of the current regime in the near future.
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    seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    My poor lonely spam thread. I am drunk and may my inebriated messages lift you to higher realms...
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    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    Y'know, if you spell spam backwards, it gives you maps. Just a thought...

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    I've heard palindromes attract wild boomerwangs
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    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    'Spam', mixed up, could also give you 4/5 of a spasm.
    Last edited by Trojan Man; 05 Aug 2010 at 10:55 PM.

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    Quote Originally posted by spitz View post
    'Spam', mixed up, could also give you 4/5 of a spasm.
    I choose to take this comment completely out of context at an unspecified point in the future.
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    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    Spam, bam, thank you ma'am?

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    This is what I think of when I see your thread title.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    BOYS + CATS

    It's like placing a bear trap for your time made of adorable boys and their cats. Because my spam thread will become a MINE FIELD FOR THE MIND
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    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I am trapped.

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    comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
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    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    Spam. Because I'm bored.

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    I'm not sure if I'll ever fully get used to the spanish pronunciation of portuguese words in portugues brasileiro. Like the 'j' sound in 'de'. Still, I will persevere in hopes of taking eye and ear to trashy brazilian pop culture!
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    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    Oh, Cazwell! We'll forgive you for that Yankees cap since your affinity for latin booty is so strong.
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    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    I got a last.fm thing. AGAIN. I think I've had like four of them. Right now it's a bit, not outdated, but underdated. It only pulled from my not-oft-used itunes.

    I expect some Mello love!
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    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    Quote Originally posted by last.fm
    Your musical compatibility with cultofrothrock is Very Low
    oh no!
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    Myrna - my last.fm has such a small selection right now. Eventually the introduction of rihanna, madge, and stevie will bring up our musical love to appropriate proportions! (not to mention P!nk and Lily Allen)
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    seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    I feel like I've managed to circumnavigate the entire need to have a point to my post padding thread. It's mostly an excuse for me to blather and, perhaps occassionally, shamelessly judge people I don't know or things I am ignorant of.

    Does that mean I can refer to myself as Reverend? Because I think I'd rather be Revered Mama.
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    seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    I feel like I've managed to circumnavigate the entire need to have a point to my post padding thread. It's mostly an excuse for me to blather and, perhaps occassionally, shamelessly judge people I don't know or things I am ignorant of.

    Does that mean I can refer to myself as Reverend? Because I think I'd rather be Revered Mama.
    comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
    seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    I friended you but our musical compatibility is very low, i'm afraid.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    That's okay, I blame your musical tastes.
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    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    At least we'll have the Pipettes, Kylie Minogue, the Scissor Sisters and Shakira.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    I do love them all! Well, actually, the only Shakira song I like is She-Wolf and mostly because of her howling.

    Awhoooooo!
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    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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