Yes, I got rid of the junk, but I still have some pomegranate dark chocolate, and some chili dark chocolate. Because life still has to be worth living.
TNP would rather clean the bathroom than the kitchen.
Yes, I got rid of the junk, but I still have some pomegranate dark chocolate, and some chili dark chocolate. Because life still has to be worth living.
TNP would rather clean the bathroom than the kitchen.
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Wrong, it feels like I've spent half my life in kitchens and always cleaning them any time I'm in one. Bathrooms are just gross.
TNP now has an extra hole in their head.
Welcome to Mellophant.
We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.
Yes, assuming ear piercings count.
The next poster thinks nail polish is attractive.
On the right person, sure.
TNP owns more than one thong.
No, not even one thong.
TNP knows the manual alphabet.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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False, although I like watching the ASL interpreter at our church, and when I see one in court.
TNP has been in a court of law in the past month.
False, but I was on Jury Duty in January.
TNP thinks the economy is improving.
True, and may the trend continue!
TNP has been following the British elections pretty closely.
Eh...I've been following them here and on NPR, which probably > about 85% of the U.S. population.
TNP owns a pair of shoes that (s)he has not worn in over 365 days.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Of course I do, sweetheart, I'm a girl.Originally posted by OneCentStamp
TNP makes silly faces at babies while out in public, until their parents notice...
True, and sometimes even after.
TNP has ordered pizza over the Internet.
Truth: I was thinking of you, and our upcoming packing, when I wrote it.
True; it's the default method here at work.
TNP wore braces or a retainer at some point.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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True! As a tip: if you don't wear your retainer after braces, they kinda shift back over time.
TNP, on a related topic, wears glasses or contacts.
False. I wore both, but I am Laser Eye Man(TM) now.
TNP remembers the name of the principal of his or her elementary school.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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False, I actually do not. Hard to believe.
TNP had professional driving lessons.
False. My dad taught me. I especially enjoyed practicing spinning out in an empty, ice-covered department store parking lot after hours.
TNP is listening to the radio right now (as I am - Chicago's "Saturday in the Park," as it happens).
Does Last.fm count? I don't really do the radio except for sports talk in the car. If it does, then Cannibal Corpse, live version of Hammer Smashed Face.
TNP wears more than one ring on a regular basis.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
No - just my wedding ring (no engagement ring, I'm uncomfortable with that tradition). And now my wedding ring is on a chain around my neck. (No, I'm not OpalCat.) I'm practicing "ciblon", a somewhat difficult form of drumming for the Javanese music I play, and although my teacher can drum with his wedding ring on, when I try I keep hitting mine on the rim of the drum head. So for now I've taken it off.
TNP usually watches fewer than 5 hours of live TV every week.
True.
TNP believes weather reports.
Within 12-18 hours, yes. After that it's all witchcraft and lies.
TNP carries a pocket knife.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
Every day.
TNP has packed heat.
False. I've shot a few guns but never owned one, let alone carried it around.
TNP keeps their cell phone someplace other than a pants pocket when they're out of the house.
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"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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True. Left breast pocket.
TNP wishes that there was no reason to carry a cell phone.
Nah, I like being able to stay in touch.
TNP could eat a slice of pie right now.
Chicken pot pie, maybe. I hate fruit pie and the rest of them are really just pudding so I'm not a big pie dude.
TNP buys fireworks at least once a year for the 4th of July, if not more often.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
Yes, we are heavy consumers of fireworks.
TNP read Cluricaun's remarks about pie and thought "hah, if he could only taste [TNP's most favoritist dessert pie] he would change his mind about how good pie can be."
True. My wife makes a chocolate pie that's frabjous, to say nothing of her cheese pie (like cheesecake, only creamier).
TNP's mouth is now watering.
False. I get sick now if I eat simple carbs, and I don't like cheesecake anyway.
TNP has had a car accident in the last year.
False; it's been well over a decade, knock on wood.
TNP has not been to a 3-D movie this year.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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False. Last year's theatre movie was Up.
TNP has a fascination with fire*.
*Which makes cooking over a gas range intersting: "Must see pretty blue flame! Must! Must!"
True, though I've tried to rein it in as an adult.
TNP has never watched a complete episode of "House".
True.
TNP has watched complete episodes of Mythbusters and Dirty Jobs, however.
Half true, Mythbusters yes and Dirty Jobs no.
TNP is looking forward to tonight.
False, and not because I dislike Futurama. I just think they'd be better off creating a new show than trying to milk the same old characters. Somewhere between Freaks & Geeks and Life With Lucy there's a happy medium, and Futurama is on the wrong side of it.
TNP has played a tennis match lasting more than two hours.
False, not even one.
TNP would not even be aware of what tennis tournaments were on if it weren't for the pictures of Williams sister butts all over the place.
True, and probably not even then. My dad is tennis-mad, though.
TNP has played badminton at least twice in his or her life.
I use to play badminton a lot. I really enjoyed it. I use to play a little tennis but never much.
TNP is planning a vacation soon.
True, I am now that type of person I used to pity - the one who has to plan all vacations around school breaks.
The next poster exercises regularly.
False, I guess. I walk every day, take the stairs, and play with my kid, but don't have an "exercise" regime.
Old favourite: TNP is not wearing underwear.
False. I haven't gone commando in, jeez, decades.
TNP has been looking in on the Star Trek RPG thread.
No, but I should.
TNP is nervous about something.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Not at the moment, no.
TNP is kinda vague about just who Justin Bieber is.
Not at the moment, no.
TNP is kinda vague about just who Justin Bieber is.
And that's the way I like it.
TNP follows local politics.
Relatively closely, yes. Local voters (including me) adopted a new county reform plan last fall, and it's going to change a lot around here, hopefully for the better.
TNP has at least one cat in his or her household.
No Chuck has plenty of chew toys as it is.
TNP has not spoken to anyone yet today.
Welcome to Mellophant.
We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.
False. I've probably spoken to a couple of dozen people already.
TNP would prefer not to have spoken to anyone else today.
False - I get days like that, but today wasn't one of them.
TNP has won an arm-wrestling contest against someone they know.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Yeah, sure.
TNP has won an arm-wrestling contest against someone they don't know.
False. I've never arm-wrestled anyone I don't know.
TNP hates ranch dressing.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
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