Howdy there
I don't know how easily this thread could be found but I thought it would be a nice idea to have a place for new members and returning members to post so we could welcome them properly.
So hi there, new people! Nice to see you and don't listen to myrna's smacktalk about me.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
(inner stickler is a troublemaker, he will send you a friend request and then steal your lunch monies)
Welcome, old and new members!
Your real friend,
Myrna
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
I see myrna is up to her old tricks again. (Speaking of which, shouldn't you be at the corner, right now?)
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Oh, Inner Stickler, it's so sad that you have to resort to hateful misogyny to try and deflect from your sins. Members, do not listen to him. Listen to me.
Love,
Moona
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
I have no idea what you are referring to. Sticks, did you forget to take your anti-psychotics again?Originally posted by Inner Stickler
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
Hateful misogyny is my strongest weapon. Now make me a sandwich, woman!
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
I do not understand. I think you must be more mellow like me. Why is there such a great hatred here?
Hmmm. This thread needs my mellowing influence as well.
Here, let me cool your rage in my soft denim fibers of mellow.
Look how peaceful it is in here!
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
My rage needs to be concealed in pants. I'll take you up on that offer.
No hatred. Merely misguided suspicion and envy.
Ah, then I ask you to hear the call of the mellow.
Indeed, that is a peaceful place, Myrnalene.
Mellow pants, bring Myrna and Claptree back to rationality please.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
What does it sound like?
It sounds like peace, Claptree. It sounds like peace.
Unfortunately, that is not the way mellowness works.
Stickler has baked goods, you guys! HOW CAN YOU HATE BAKED GOODS?
Exactly!
*lays out smorgasboard of baked goodies*
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Ah. The absence of sound. How philosophical, or something.
Look, I'm sorry to have to point this out but Inner Stickler is an unrepentant drunk:
http://www.mellophant.com/forums/sho...light=Stickler
And Claptree drinks....well, just look:
http://www.mellophant.com/forums/sho...ghlight=beaver
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
The only people who hate baked goods are the diabetic and the morbidly obese. Therefore, HATING STICKLER WILL MAKE YOU A MORBIDLY OBESE DIABETIC.
That is all.
And we have Zuul! How can you not love a thread with baked goods and Zuul!
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
bink's logic is the best in the world.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Look at the cute baby possum that lives in my garden!
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
Oh my gosh! A whole box of baby possums! Where did they come from?
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
Are baby pandas mellow? http://www.imagebam.com/image/7d5c6848698009
This place is fun - just watch out for that Inner Stickler dude. There's something not quite right about him.*
*Just joshing. You knows we lurves you IS.
Look! More: http://www.imagebam.com/image/5c0f4148698207
Aww.
I forgot to mention that Claptree. You think he's nice, you think he's looking sweet and innocent then BAM! He gets you. Keep an eye on him.
Yay! I was mentioned!
Nooooo!
Um, look binks - more possums!
Kittens?
Twinkies?
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
...Can I have a monkey?
Baby possums terrify me. I demand they be replaced with otters, forthwith.
Of course you can have a monkey!
You can have all the monkeys you want!
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
MYRNA OK - CLAPTREE NO WAY!
...
Oh my GAWD. I want a baby monkey.
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
OTTERS!!!! ^_^
don't make me get the hakapik!
Hi, everybody.
Baked goods? IS THERE COOKIE?
omg finger monkey
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
Hey Xan, you want a monkey or an otter?
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