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    Free Exy Cluricaun's avatar
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    Default Write my obituary based only on what you know about me from here.

    This is another chat inspired thread. Based on only what you know about me from here, or the Derp, write an obituary about me.

    Go.
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    MOON GIRL FIGHTS CRIME Myrnalene's avatar
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    Ryan and Cluricaun (197?-2009) was a blisteringly funny and pretty man who enjoyed pirate cosplay. He will be missed.
    Last edited by Myrnalene; 22 Dec 2009 at 07:07 PM.

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    Ryan was a one-eyed whiskey loving leprechaun who lived in Elgin, Illinois and had an irrational terror of sock monkeys and the rape within their eyes. He was renowned for his fishing ability and screaming red chin pubes. He is survived by his fiancée Michelle.

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    He was a strange and delightful man.

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    Passionate and responsible gun enthusiast, always quick with a hilarious aside or apt riposte.

    Liked sex.

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    Jesus F'ing Christ Glazer's avatar
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    Drink up!
    Welcome to Mellophant.

    We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.

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    Oliphaunt jali's avatar
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    Cluricaun:
    Cool
    Charismatic
    Cocky
    Capable
    Caring
    Caustic
    Cute (!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
    They weren't singing....they were just honking.
    Glee 2009

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    Mammuthus primigenius eleanorigby's avatar
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    He posted a lot.

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    Oliphaunt The Original An Gadaí's avatar
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    Long tall, one eyed, Ryan,
    he'd had drunk more if he'd had the time.

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    For whom nothing is written. Oliveloaf's avatar
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    Well, we know you want someone else to write your obit.

    Mine's written. I just keep going back and adding words like "awesome" and "beloved."
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    Cluricaun was ... a mammal.
    "It's Quite Cool." -Gandalf

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