Who is cooler, Oliveloaf or Sarahfeena?

[Oliveloaf]

Keep in mind, Oliveloaf is NOT going to see Mandy Patinkin live.

[hatesfreedom]

Oliveloaf

[The Original An Gadaí]

Sarahfeena, FTW.

[Oliveloaf]

We can close the voting now. I think this is representative.

[Myrnalene]

I enjoy this.

[Oliveloaf]

I also offer this avatar note:

James Garner, shoes. Hmmm.

[What Exit?]

Sorry another easy one, no offense Oliveloaf, but Sarahfeena wins.

[Sarahfeena]

Wait, how is it that Oliveloaf has been able to vote for himself 3 times already?! Someone better check the poll programming.

[Oliveloaf]

Wait, how is it that Oliveloaf has been able to vote for himself 3 times already?! Someone better check the poll programming.

I voted once, for you.

Sympathy vote.

[Oliveloaf]

The third options counts as 2 votes, BTW.

[Zuul]

I am afraid Sarahfeena wins my vote, not that the inventor of the *Quik-E-List(tm)* isn't awesome in his own right.

[Exy]

[Revs]

I don't know what a sarahfeena is, but I know what oliveloaf is. And it's disgusting.

[Oliveloaf]

I am afraid Sarahfeena wins my vote, not that the inventor of the *Quik-E-List(tm)* isn't awesome in his own right.

You know, she's not as nice as she seems. She has a dark side.

I've seen her mock Street Wise vendors and kick puppies, just so you know.

[Myrnalene]

Wait, how is it that Oliveloaf has been able to vote for himself 3 times already?! Someone better check the poll programming.

One of those was me.

[Oliveloaf]

This is like Leno versus Letterman.

Sure Jay gets the bigger audience, but me and Letterman get the intellectual, savvy crowd.

[Revs]

You know, she's not as nice as she seems. She has a dark side.

I've seen her mock Street Wise vendors and kick puppies, just so you know.

Yeah but everyone mocks the Street Wise vendors.

[Zuul]

This is like Leno versus Letterman.

Sure Jay gets the bigger audience, but me and Letterman get the intellectual, savvy crowd.

I feel the need to point out that Myrna is famous for saying nothing but "pee" in chat.

[Sarahfeena]

Now, be fair, Zuul...sometimes she says "poop."

[Oliveloaf]

I think we can all agree that, culturally speaking, "pee" is a more subtle and nuanced word than "poop."

[hatesfreedom]

[Zuul]

So are we killing and eating the loser or the winner? I can never tell with these sorts of polls.

[What Exit?]

Have you ever ate oliveloaf? No way we're serving that.

[Oliveloaf]

Allowing for the Olivnikov Curve, I am winning by, like, 18 points.

[Cluricaun]

I vote for Sarahloaf and Olivefeena respectively. Or was it Saraholive and Feenaloaf?

I like saying Feenaloaf. Try it. Feeeeeenaaaaloaaaaf. It makes your face happy.

[Oliveloaf]

Feenaloaf sounds vegetarian.

[Cluricaun]

Actually it reminds me of feenamint, which is the shit..

[Exy]

Just a gentle reminder to the voters, only one of the two choices can check and see how you voted . . .

[Zuul]

Just a gentle reminder to the voters, only one of the two choices can check and see how you voted . . .

No, unfortunately mods can't sneak peeks at votes.

...but they can change your avatars.

[Sarahfeena]

Don't worry, Olive...they are only voting for me because they fear my wrath.

[Inner Stickler]

I voted for feena because she shares photos of happy babby and has the cuter avatar.

[Sarahfeena]

Happy babby appreciates your support!

[Inner Stickler]

I can tell happy babby is going to grow up to be a fun person to be around. I bet he was a laughy baby too.

[Exy]

I can tell happy babby is going to grow up to be a fun person to be around. I bet he was a laughy baby too.

Look you don't get to talk about babies anymore.

[Inner Stickler]

I want a baby.

[Zuul]

I want a baby.

Me too.

[What Exit?]

They're messy and expensive you know. It's not all cuteness and funny anecdotes. Then there is saving for college.

[Inner Stickler]

Maybe feena will let us borrow happy babby (who, I understand is more of a happy todddler? kiddd? these days.) for the weekend as a trial run before we go get our own models.

[Exy]

Holy shit this thread took a turn for the deeply terrifying.

[Inner Stickler]

They're messy and expensive you know. It's not all cuteness and funny anecdotes. Then there is saving for college.

My babby will have a rising from adversity story that will make rand rover himself piddle himself. There will be no socialistic saving for college here, nosirree.

[Sarahfeena]

Maybe feena will let us borrow happy babby (who, I understand is more of a happy todddler? kiddd? these days.) for the weekend as a trial run before we go get our own models.

He'll be three at the end of the month. Sending him for a visit would likely cure you of any silly notions about wanting a baby.

[Zuul]

My babbies will be raised without any societal input at all. Just little feral naked people that I occasionally hose off.

[Myrnalene]

I bet Oliveloaf was an adorable babby.

[What Exit?]

My babbies will be raised without any societal input at all. Just little feral naked people that I occasionally hose off.

I think I've read about those thanks to Sarah in fact.

[Zuul]

It's the best way to ensure they learn how to learn!

[Cluricaun]

My babbies will be raised without any societal input at all. Just little feral naked people that I occasionally hose off.

It turns off Dora The Explorer and comes and eats breakfast or it gets the hose again.

[OneCentStamp]

It turns off Dora The Explorer and comes and eats breakfast or it gets the hose again.

Of course, if it's watching Diego, it just gets the hose without any warning.

[Oliveloaf]

Why aren't you voting for daddy?

[dread pirate jimbo]

I don't want any babies. There's not nearly enough meat on 'em for a proper feast and I never know whether to serve red or white wine...

[jali]

Sarahfeena kicks ass.

Babby too!