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    In which we determine through an incontrovertibly objective scientific process what the absolute best kind of pie is:

    1a) Apple
    1b) Peach

    2a) Blueberry
    2b) Cherry

    3a) Strawberry
    3b) Strawberry-Rhubarb

    4a) Raspberry
    4b) Blackberry

    5a) Lemon meringue
    5b) Key lime

    6a) Banana cream
    6b) Coconut cream

    7a) Sweet potato
    7b) Pumpkin

    8a) Pecan
    8b) Mince

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    1a) Apple
    2b) Cherry - this one was hard
    3a) Strawberry
    4a) Raspberry
    5b) Key lime
    6a) Banana cream
    7b) Pumpkin
    8a) Pecan

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    fruit
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    ok but really

    1a) Apple

    2a) Blueberry

    3a) Strawberry

    4b) Blackberry

    5a) Lemon meringue

    6a) Banana cream

    7a) Sweet potato

    8a) Pecan
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    1a) Apple (this one was hard)


    2b) Cherry

    3a) Strawberry


    4b) Blackberry


    5b) Key lime

    6a) Banana cream


    7a) Sweet potato



    8b) Mince (another hard one, this time because I care for neither.

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    I will attempt to process this despite the glaring lack of chocolate, grasshopper, chicken pot, meat, and beef pies. But I'll assume this is a fruit-based dessert battle and you've just chosen to marginalize the rest of us who may enjoy a different type of pie more by forcing us to form a specialized minority of pie battle.

    1b) Peach
    2a) Blueberry
    3b) Strawberry-Rhubarb
    4a) Raspberry
    5b) Key lime
    6a) Banana cream
    7b) Pumpkin
    8b) Mince
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    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    Quote Originally posted by Exy View post

    1b) Peach

    2b) Cherry

    3b) Strawberry-Rhubarb

    4b) Blackberry

    5a) Lemon meringue

    6b) Coconut cream

    7b) Pumpkin

    8a) Pecan
    A slice of good pecan pie is a mini-orgasm on a plate. Mince cannot compete.

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    Panther, yes, it was a strictly sweet pie battle. And I was going to do French silk as a choice but I couldn't think of another similar pie for its first match-up. Sorry!

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    Quote Originally posted by Exy View post
    Panther, yes, it was a strictly sweet pie battle. And I was going to do French silk as a choice but I couldn't think of another similar pie for its first match-up. Sorry!
    So you're telling me that you're asking us appreciators of fine sweet pies to educate you because otherwise you can't be bothered to discover the fine options we enjoy daily. I am appalled at your pie behavior!
    comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
    seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    Quote Originally posted by Panther Squad View post
    So you're telling me that you're asking us appreciators of fine sweet pies to educate you because otherwise you can't be bothered to discover the fine options we enjoy daily. I am appalled at your pie behavior!
    Well if you can come up with another 16 pies to match up against these we can then eventually battle them in one final Grand Pie Guignol.

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    1a) Apple

    2a) Blueberry

    3b) Strawberry-Rhubarb

    4a) Raspberry

    5b) Key lime

    6a) Banana cream

    7b) Pumpkin

    8a) Pecan

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    1a) Apple

    2a) Blueberry

    3b) Strawberry-Rhubarb

    4a) Raspberry

    5b) Key lime

    6a) Banana cream

    7b) Pumpkin

    8b) Mince

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    1b) Peach

    2b) Cherry

    3a) Strawberry

    4a) Raspberry

    5b) Key lime

    6a) Banana cream

    7b) Pumpkin

    8a) Pecan

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    1a) Apple



    2b) Cherry

    3a) Strawberry



    4b) Blackberry


    5b) Key lime

    6a) Banana cream



    7b) Pumpkin


    8b) Mince

    I voted for mince but really they can both diaf.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    1a) Apple

    2a) Blueberry

    3a) Strawberry

    4b) Blackberry

    5b) Key lime

    6b) Coconut cream

    7b) Pumpkin

    8a) Pecan

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    1b) Peach

    2b) Cherry

    3b) Strawberry-Rhubarb

    4a) Raspberry

    5b) Key lime

    6b) Coconut cream

    7b) Pumpkin

    8a) Pecan

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    1a) Apple

    2a) Blueberry

    3b) Strawberry-Rhubarb

    4b) Blackberry

    5b) Key lime

    6a) Banana cream

    7b) Pumpkin

    8b) Mince

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    And now round 2! Since it's been a couple days since anyone else has voted.

    1a) Apple
    1b) Blueberry

    2a) Strawberry
    2b) Raspberry

    3a) Key Lime (this one won in a landslide!)
    3b) Banana cream

    4a) Pumpkin
    4b) Pecan

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    1a) Apple

    2b) Raspberry

    3b) Banana cream

    4a) Pumpkin

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    1a) Apple

    2b) Raspberry

    3a) Key Lime

    4a) Pumpkin

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    1a) Apple

    2b) Raspberry

    3a) Key Lime

    4a) Pumpkin
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    Damn, how can Cherry be eliminated so soon?

    1a) Apple

    2a) Strawberry

    3a) Key Lime (this one won in a landslide!)

    4b) Pecan

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    Quote Originally posted by Sarahfeena View post
    Damn, how can Cherry be eliminated so soon?
    The board clearly has something agaisnt quintessential stripper-songs.

    1a) Apple

    2b) Raspberry (I've never actually seen one of these, but I approve of the concept.)

    3a) Key Lime

    4b) Pecan

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    Quote Originally posted by Sarahfeena View post
    Damn, how can Cherry be eliminated so soon?
    I paired the pies in such a way as to guarantee my preferred outcome. I'm sure cherry would beat out mince and lemon meringue but really, what could beat blueberry? Aside, of course, from apple.

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    Also, seriously, if people keep voting pecan over pumpkin I'm gonna have to cut a bitch.

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    I knew this fucking thing was rigged.

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    I'm late to the game. Cherry is the shiznitz, but we might as well continue on to determine the second best pie.

    1b) Blueberry

    2a) Strawberry

    3a) Key Lime (this one won in a landslide!)

    4b) Pecan

    BTW, around my place the rasberries are ripe, but the blueberries are not yet ripe.
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    1a) Apple
    2b) Raspberry
    3b) Banana cream
    4a) Pumpkin
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Quote Originally posted by Exy View post
    Also, seriously, if people keep voting pecan over pumpkin I'm gonna have to cut a bitch.
    I don't like pumpkin pie. I guess the only way to guarantee that it is off the list is to give it to someone who like pumpkin pie . . . PUMPKIN PIE IN THE FACE TO EXY!

    (Hey, you said it was a pie battle.)

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    1a) Apple

    2a) Strawberry

    3b) Banana cream

    4a) Pumpkin (this is a sweet potato pie, but spelled differently here)
    They weren't singing....they were just honking.
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    Quote Originally posted by Exy View post

    1b) Blueberry

    2b) Raspberry

    3a) Key Lime (this one won in a landslide!)

    4b) Pecan
    Pumpkin pie is gross, and I believe I already made my feelings about pecan clear.

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    1a) Apple
    2a) Strawberry
    3a) Key Lime
    4a) Pumpkin

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    Round 3!

    1a) Apple
    1b) Raspberry

    2a) Key lime
    2b) Pumpkin

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    1a) Apple
    2b) Pumpkin

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    Raspberry
    Key lime

    That was easy. I'm bitter that pecan has lost its place in contention, though.

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    1b) Raspberry

    2a) Key lime
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    This is hard now.


    Apple

    (gets out the darts)

    Pumpkin

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    1b) Raspberry

    2a) Key lime
    comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
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    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    Rasberry
    Key Lime

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    1a) Apple

    2b) Pumpkin

    SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHOW ME A RECIPE/PICTURE OF RASPBERRY PIE BECAUSE I DO NOT BELIEVE IT EXISTS.

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    Late to this party (and can't believe people would have Strawberry pie without rhubarb in it).

    1) Apple
    2) Key Lime

    I love raspberries much more than apples, but pie is not the best way to present them.

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    1a) Apple


    2b) Pumpkin
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    1a) Apple
    2a) Key Lime
    Quote Originally posted by Orual View post
    SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHOW ME A RECIPE/PICTURE OF RASPBERRY PIE BECAUSE I DO NOT BELIEVE IT EXISTS.

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    Uh, I forgot about this.

    Final round:
    1. Apple
    2. Key lime

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    1. Apple
    Taumpy: Oh noes, you aren't a super powerful wave of destruction.
    Panther Squad: It's true! My scythe does not shorn the biomonsters in great swaths like it ought!

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    1. Apple.

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    APPLE PIE

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    1.

    I want apple pie RIGHT NOW.

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    2. Key lime.

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