Is My Husband Gay?
Does your man only feign interest in his spiritual life? Does he go out of his way to keep company with young men? Is he just too clean? Don't deny you haven't suspected, ladies. Well, live in secret shame no more because help is on its way!
ChristWire goes deep to share in-depth secrets about down low heterosexually-married homosexuals. Check out their fifteen useful tips to find out whether your guy needs a guy-on-guy intervention!
comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.
Homosexuality can pop up at any time during a long-term relationship.
This cracked me up. I imagined the penis actually popping up. Finally.
Maybe he’s just using you as unwitting cover as he seeks playmates in the heterosexual world.
Huh?
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Feigning attention in church and prayer groups
I thought it was because I'm atheist, but maybe it's because I'm gay.
Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends
Uh oh.
Gossip websites, Glee and The Golden Girls are three well-documented icons of the gay movement that genuine heterosexual men avoid.
Well, that settles that. Any advice on breaking this to my wife?
Last edited by fachverwirrt; 16 Aug 2010 at 04:49 PM.
This one just made me giggle and giggle.If your man returns from the gym too exhausted to talk or have sex, that is a worrisome sign.
Sit her down and tell her, "Honey, the fundies tell me I'm gay." Then, let that sink in. She'll likely try to argue, but be firm. Tell her that you only thought you enjoyed your sex life, but that it's clear from The Research that you are, in fact, a big flamer. Then, explain that you really only married her to pass for normal in the church community you're not a part of. I'm sure she'll understand.Originally posted by fachverwirrt
I think I'd be more worried if my husband came back horny from a predominantly male populated gym, but I guess he must have been thoroughly sated by all that illicit bathroom sex.
Speaking of illicit bathroom sex, I've been informed that my place of employment used to be a pretty happening spot for illicit bathroom sex.
Where do you work? A bus station? The YMCA?
(That should probably go in the "Ask Marsilia" post-padding thread, huh?)
fachverwirrt I believe the proper protocol is to break the news to your wife the next time you guys are boinking.
Like, whisper it in her ear or wait and scream it out upon crescendo?
Local bookstore, actually.
I've decided to avoid the awkward conversation and just work on not being gay. So to that end I'm going to stop showering (since real men are smelly) and make sure that we only do missionary (since adventurous sex is out). Also, no lube, since that's apparently gay. I suppose I should also forget about working out and losing weight, since having a lean hard body is obviously out.
Remember: Taking off your shirt or taking any pleasure in how you look at all is gay.
Marsilia, you should search the name of your bookstore and city with 'cruising'. There are websites that list cruising spots in certain areas! That's how I proved to my family that one of the rest stops on the nearby highway is NOT just conveniently located for resting.
comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.
Yeah 'cause like, gays don't have those things. It's just fellatio fellatio fellatio all the time.For others, homosexuality can appear later in life when men crave some escape from the monotony of careers and home life.
For the sake of trust.....you should have no trust. We're down the rabbit hole here.For the sake of trust, a married couple should share everything, including phone logs, email accounts, chat friends and website histories.
hahahahaGay men don’t need words to communicate their availability for sex “hook ups.” They silently broadcast the news by showing off their lean, hard bodies in designer clothing labels.
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
Myrna laughs to hide the pain of having a gay husband.
Well, the part about him having a porn addiction is true.
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
There is strong gay representation in the porn thread.
Now we just need a men's fashion forum to ferret the rest of them out.
comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.
Zuul, um. I think you and I need to have a talk.
[Old Spice Guy] Ladies, look at me, now look at your man, now back to me. Is your man looking at me? If so, he might be gay.[/OSG]
Proud member of the '09 Phanters!
Have you ever wondered if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blowjob? You are now. "To be second in space is to be second in everything," LBJ
I literally lol'd.
Mmm, fellatio.
We're not technically married yet.
Other warning signs the author missed:
16) Frequently observed with another man's penis in his mouth or ass.
17) Owns a poodle named "Fifi."
Proud member of the '09 Phanters!
Have you ever wondered if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blowjob? You are now. "To be second in space is to be second in everything," LBJ
Your man can't be with me, but with Old Spice Gay Bar he could smell like the man he'd smell like after he'd been with me. I'm on a float. HEEYAH.
I can be a little slow on the uptake at times, but #16 is usually a dead-giveaway for me.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
I just read the article linked in the OP. My God, that is pure unintentional comedy gold. It reads like a Saturday Night Live skit.
"Conservative Values For An Unsaved World"
What a catchy forum byline! We need something like that for Mello. It'll make us a far more attractive proposition to the average web-browser.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
I was just going to use the motto "Mello is gay." Do you not think that's good enough?
It's a bit... gay.
Is that the whole point?
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Just for the record, the website linked to is direct satire. Although, hilariously, the links at the bottom of the page do send you to actual religious websites dealing with gay spouses.
The whole point seems to be to ride the fence so that they appear to be, as much as possible, a real Christian website. But really, this article is more like an archival of real and hilarious advice given to Christian women.
Also, that Old Spice Guy is ridiculous. I'd touch him.
comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.
17. Comes home covered in ejaculate and wearing women's underwear.
18. Paid rush shipping charge when ordering Cats soundtrack.
19. Giggles when mentioning comic strip Boner's Ark.
20. Hosts Boy Scout camping reunions in backyard. Refers to tent as "love shack". Highlight of evening is DVD of Ford ads featuring Mike Rowe.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
You think I didn't know that? Ah ha ha...no, no. I knew that.
I'm sophistimacated, see...I didn't fall for their clever pretending to be a genuine non-spoof site.
I was just playing along, pretending like I actually thought it was real. Yeah, that's it...
So! Apparently this story was popular enough that it ended up breaking christwire out of the satire closet!
NYtimes article!
comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.
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