The internet told me to come here
And when the internet tells me to do something, goddamn it, I do it.
The internet tells me to do a lot of things, such as look at animal porn, and... well, I think I've said enough about that. About me: I am mean, a bit old, certainly growing older every day, and at times can be a lady. I'm not even going to lie. I came because someone told me to, and because there are rumors of a chat room.
Does this make me a bad person? Yes.
I think I love you
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Mom I did it, I recruited a poster.
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
Yay I love mean people! See because I am known for how unfailingly nice I am, so I like having mean people around to do the needful.
Also I'm a fan of your tenacious non-retardation at the SDMB so I'm glad you're here.
Don't. I've already admitted to being a bad person.Originally posted by Inner Stickler
But you have a bee necklace. I can't not love someone who has a bee necklace.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
I also have an octopus necklace that nobody complimented me on. I can barely withstand the indignity of 1) people not knowing somehow that I have an octopus necklace, and 2) them not telling me how awesome it is. See, this is why I'm a misanthropist, folks.
Two more posts and then you can chate!
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Sweet! As an aside, I just glanced at the FAQ and feel slightly less like a dumb ass for not being able to add an avatar. For a second I doubted myself, thinking, "I pressed the profile photo button, so why am I not being prompted to upload a photo?" I am so close to a kick ass avatar and "chate."
It's so great when you get there. At some point you get control of your title as well and you can make it say fun things like apostabulous.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Yay! More bad people!
I want an octonecklace.
A necklopus.
Hello SurlyOldBroad and welcome to Mellophant. I hope you enjoy the place and bring soem friends.
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