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    MOON GIRL FIGHTS CRIME Myrnalene's avatar
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    Default The Mellopants Movie

    Coming soon to theaters!

    Starring:

    Tina Fey as Sarahfeena!



    Gillian Anderson as Zuul!



    Sybil Danning (duh) as Panther Squad!



    What's our movie about? What's the tag line? And who are the other players?
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    "How can a handful of chatters save the world from the clutches of evil?"
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Our movie is about an evil bureaucracy that spends millions of dollars spying on us and than pegs us for a terrorist crime we did not commit.

    Not ones to sit back and take it lightly we FIGHT BACK. With guns and possibly bikinis (see above)
    comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
    seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    Inner Sticker, portrayed by Niel Patrick Harris



    Exy, portrayed by Nathan Fillion




    eta:

    fachverwirrt, portrayed by Wil Wheaton

    Last edited by OtakuLoki; 16 Aug 2010 at 11:38 PM.

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    Taylor Lautner (plus wig!) as STICKS!
    comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
    seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    I love you panther, but I love NPH even more. (Even if I am not blonde. I can always bleach, right guys?!)
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    please, thirty seconds with that special yaki and you'll be flipping wig like you were born to it!

    Also, convenient abs for washing the shirts you are not wearing!
    comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
    seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    Helen Mirren as vison:

    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    Myrna, portrayed by Alexandra Wilson


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    He does have nice abs...

    Although I understand NPH has a pretty rockin bod too!
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Ivan Astikov, as portrayed by the Ultimate Warrior

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    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    Zoe Deschanel as Marsilia:



    Jason Schwartzman as Nrblex:

    Last edited by Myrnalene; 17 Aug 2010 at 12:02 AM.
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    Crispin Glover as terrifel:

    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    Quote Originally posted by Myrnalene View post
    Zoe Deschanel as Marsilia:

    You're my second favorite for that!

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    Quote Originally posted by Myrnalene View post
    Crispin Glover as terrifel:

    Most excellent.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Quote Originally posted by Panther Squad View post
    Ivan Astikov, as portrayed by the Ultimate Warrior

    If I'm going to appear in your dumb movie, I at least want someone with star quality playing my part.

    What was up with using Hulk Hogan instead?


    Hulk would show my essential sensitivity far better than that no-mark you casted in my role!
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    Sorry, the Ultimate Warrior has the previous experience needed for your part.

    FEEDBACK DENIED
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    I'll just stage a boycott of your premiere, then.
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    I'd like the part of me to be played by OneCentStamp.
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    Sam Rockwell as hatesfreedom:

    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    Quote Originally posted by Myrnalene View post
    Crispin Glover as terrifel:

    HEY!...

    ...Well, yeah. Pretty much.

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