I've been playing with this for a while, but it finally got expanded into something more than just some randomly generated text. Behold, the romance novel plot generator.
It does standard straight romance:
The girl's name is Elizabeth and she is young-looking and focused. She enjoys reading. Her occupation is secretary and overall she is scary smart.
Her hair is streaked with reddish highlights and very long and straight. She is 5'7" and has an athletic body with firm breasts. She wears feminine business suits.
She meets Nicholas in a Secret Compound. He is an accountant, unhealthy and private, and he enjoys dancing. He appears to be big-hearted.
His hair is blond and windblown. He is very tall and is built like a body builder. He wears off-the wall, unique clothes that make him stand out in a crowd.
The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is money disparity. When a robbery happens it brings them to the realization that they can overcome the obstacle.
It does gay and lesbian romance:
The main character's name is William and he is fit and hungry. He enjoys sewing. His occupation is scientist and overall he is optimistic.
His hair is honey blond and windblown. He is 6'1" and is built like a body builder. He wears very casual clothes like jeans, shorts and t-shirts.
He meets Jeffrey (the protaganist) in a small city. He is in the Navy, geeky and quirky, and he enjoys cooking. He appears to be ready for anything.
His hair is auburn and needs to be cut. He is 6'4" and has a well developed chest and strong arms. He wears high-powered business suits.
The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is money owed. When career issues interfere it brings them to the realization that they can overcome the obstacle.
It even does paranormal romance:
The girl's name is Madison and she is petite and shy. She enjoys singing. Her occupation is teacher and overall she is a happy person. She is also an angel in human form.
Her hair is black and to her shoulders and straight. She is 5'8" and is perfectly proportioned. She wears clothes that fit her work and leisure activities
She meets Matthew in a store. He is an actor, athletic and troubled, and he enjoys singing. He appears to be suffering an ethical dilemma. He is also immortal.
His hair is blonde and over his collar and straight . He is very tall and is built like a body builder. He wears clothes that fit his work and leisure activities.
The paranormal situation these two face is a malevolent fairy is hurting people.
The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is that if people found out about the paranormal situation and their involvement, there would be serious social consequences. When one of them nearly dies it brings them to the realization that they can overcome the obstacle.
Now if only someone would write about the angel, the immortal and their battles against the malevolent fairy.