Romance novel plot generator

I've been playing with this for a while, but it finally got expanded into something more than just some randomly generated text. Behold, the romance novel plot generator.

It does standard straight romance:

The girl's name is Elizabeth and she is young-looking and focused. She enjoys reading. Her occupation is secretary and overall she is scary smart.

Her hair is streaked with reddish highlights and very long and straight. She is 5'7" and has an athletic body with firm breasts. She wears feminine business suits.

She meets Nicholas in a Secret Compound. He is an accountant, unhealthy and private, and he enjoys dancing. He appears to be big-hearted.

His hair is blond and windblown. He is very tall and is built like a body builder. He wears off-the wall, unique clothes that make him stand out in a crowd.

The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is money disparity. When a robbery happens it brings them to the realization that they can overcome the obstacle.

It does gay and lesbian romance:

The main character's name is William and he is fit and hungry. He enjoys sewing. His occupation is scientist and overall he is optimistic.

His hair is honey blond and windblown. He is 6'1" and is built like a body builder. He wears very casual clothes like jeans, shorts and t-shirts.

He meets Jeffrey (the protaganist) in a small city. He is in the Navy, geeky and quirky, and he enjoys cooking. He appears to be ready for anything.

His hair is auburn and needs to be cut. He is 6'4" and has a well developed chest and strong arms. He wears high-powered business suits.

The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is money owed. When career issues interfere it brings them to the realization that they can overcome the obstacle.

It even does paranormal romance:

The girl's name is Madison and she is petite and shy. She enjoys singing. Her occupation is teacher and overall she is a happy person. She is also an angel in human form.

Her hair is black and to her shoulders and straight. She is 5'8" and is perfectly proportioned. She wears clothes that fit her work and leisure activities

She meets Matthew in a store. He is an actor, athletic and troubled, and he enjoys singing. He appears to be suffering an ethical dilemma. He is also immortal.

His hair is blonde and over his collar and straight . He is very tall and is built like a body builder. He wears clothes that fit his work and leisure activities.

The paranormal situation these two face is a malevolent fairy is hurting people.

The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is that if people found out about the paranormal situation and their involvement, there would be serious social consequences. When one of them nearly dies it brings them to the realization that they can overcome the obstacle.

Now if only someone would write about the angel, the immortal and their battles against the malevolent fairy.

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Oh man. How could I have forgotten the crime and mystery one?

The girl's name is Emily and she is fit and benevolent. She enjoys writing. Her occupation is spending an inheritance and overall she is full of sorrow. She is also the witness to a crime.

Her hair is streaked with blonde highlights and short and straight. She is 5'6" and is perfectly proportioned. She wears feminine business suits

She meets William in the suburbs. He is a Fireman, nimble and optimistic, and he enjoys reading. He appears to be sad. He is also an unwilling participant in a crime.

His hair is honey blond and in a ponytail tied with a strand of leather. He is 6'3" and has a well developed chest and strong arms. He wears off-the wall, unique clothes that make him stand out in a crowd.

The mystery or crime situation these two face is a missing Last Will and Testament and one of them has a long lost twin they didn't know about.

Answer these questions:

* Why do they meet there?
* Why is she there?
* Why is he there?



The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is they don't agree on what is going on. When one of them gets hurt. it brings them to the realization that they can overcome the obstacle.

I was getting all excited to kill some time at work, but alas, the website, she is blocked.

Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
Now if only someone would write about the angel, the immortal and their battles against the malevolent fairy.
Only if their hair is windblown.

I am truly sorry for your lots.

Particularly hilarious parts bolded:

The girl's name is Felicity and she is muscular and insolent. She enjoys gardening. Her occupation is veterinarian and overall she is a happy person. She is also a vampire.

Her hair is streaked with reddish highlights and long and straight. She is 5'6" and has an hourglass figure with full breasts and rounded hips. She wears feminine business suits.

She meets Tyler in a Secret Compound. He is a farmer, quiet and a follower, and he enjoys gardening. He appears to be big-hearted. He is also a time traveler.

His hair is auburn and windblown. He is 6'3" and is built like a body builder. He wears clothes that fit his work and leisure activities.

The paranormal situation these two face is a coven of evil witches is roaming the streets and causing problems.

Answer these questions:

* Why do they meet there?
* Why is she there?
* Why is he there?



The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is they don't agree on what is going on. When the police turn out to be corrupt it brings them to the realization that they can overcome the obstacle.

This has inspired me to take more English classes in college, so I can use this thing to generate a series of short stories. Bwaha.

The girl's name is Danielle and she is exotic and angry. She enjoys singing. Her occupation is scientist and overall she is frightened. She is also capable of going into a trance during which entities communicate important messages.
Hee.

Someone show me where the Secret Compound is, please.

What the hell is a secret compound anyway? It sounds like a company's closely guarded formula to rejuvenate your skin.

The Secret Compound somehow brings business suit attired vampires and time-traveling farmers together.

Oh, and:

The girl's name is Olivia and she is energetic and benevolent . She enjoys dancing . Her occupation is business owner and overall she is sad .

Her hair is streaked with reddish highlights and short and curly . She is 5'5" and has an hourglass figure with full breasts and rounded hips . She wears feminine business suits

She meets Chalmers in a Foreign land . He is a Park Ranger, strong with wide shoulders and mothering, and he enjoys dancing. He appears to be scary smart.

His hair is blonde and in a ponytail tied with a strand of leather. He is 6'3" and is muscular. He wears high-powered business suits.

Answer these questions:

Why do they meet there?
Why is she there?
Why is he there?


The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is unfaithful . When slander takes place it brings them to the realization that they can overcome the obstacle.
Not sure how to interpret the last sentences. "The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is unfaithful." Okay, let's postulate a guy named Ted. Ted is the obstacle to their romance and he is unfaithful. Now it makes sense. Huh, it's got me fleshing out (heh) the plot already. I guess it works!

Although I'm going to find it hard to explain why a Park Ranger wears high-powered business suits. The better to intimidate the poachers, perhaps.

The girl's name is Rebecca and she is injured and naughty. She enjoys singing. Her occupation is nurse and overall she is worried. She is also a practitioner of witchcraft. .

Her hair is red and long and curly. She is 5'6" and is perfectly proportioned . She wears very casual clothes like jeans, shorts and t-shirts.

She meets Nicholas in a Mansion. He is the CEO of a huge company, eccentric and frank, and he enjoys reading. He appears to be frightened. He is also capable of going into a trance during which entities communicate important messages.

His hair is brown and to his shoulders. He is shorter than average and is built like a runner or a skier. He wears high-powered business suits.

The paranormal situation these two face is a coven of evil witches needs help in returning or escaping the situation.

Answer these questions:

Why do they meet there?
Why is she there?
Why is he there?


The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is they don't agree on what is going on. When one of them is willing to sacrifice themself to save the other it brings them to the realization that they can overcome the obstacle.
The bolded part. I don't think it makes sense. Maybe I need to take more English classes ...

Maybe...the evil witches are pretending to be good as they escape something. Or the main characters are evil.