1. Go to Wikipedia, click on random article. This is the name of your band
2. Go to Wikiquote, click on random page. The last 3-6 words of the first quote is the name of your album
3. Go Google and image search the words that will be the title of your album. 4th picture is the album cover. Shop that shit and show it off.
Looks like some horrible Euro techno crap.