Drunk pictures!

[Diana]

Inspired by OneCentStamp's Friday Night thread, post your favorite drunk pics. You can be drunk in them, or drunk when you took them, I'm not picky. Since no one I know is silly enough to hand me their camera when I'm drunk, I'll stick with the former.

This is probably my very favorite picture of me and my best friend. We were only slightly drunk.


This is one of a series of about ten pictures where no one could figure out how to work the flash. Clearly, we were more than slightly drunk.


I love this picture. We were, um... pretty drunk. And we look really happy about it.


Now show me yours!

[OneCentStamp]

I just wanted to srop in and say that, of all the times in my life someone has called me inspirational, this is the first time I believed it. :wink:


And I, of course, will supply some pics once I get home to my own computer.

[XJETGIRLX]

I have some good ones from my recent trip to New Orleans that I might be persuaded to share, but I have to stop and think if I've told anyone I work with about this place before I decide to post

[OneCentStamp]

Me, getting acquainted with a bottle of Jameson's after emptying said bottle:



I was really in a silly mood. I am the world's least threatening drunk:

[ShelliBean]

This is my beach trip. I'm the one in the orange baseball cap. You can't see the twelve pack of bud light in a can at my feet. It's mostly gone. So is the half a bottle of rum.


I'm ashamed to admit that enough alcohol can, in fact, render me (mostly) naked and wearing one of those cowboy whore hats.


I am actually probably peeing in this one. hatesfreedom, this one is just for you.

[sublight]

Sharing a drink with a good buddy.

[beebs]

A long time ago...

[jali]

I finally get to see my bud! Hey shellibean! Your "drunk" looks like my "sober".

[Diana]

I was really in a silly mood. I am the world's least threatening drunk:

I love this picture.

ShelliBean, the cowboy whore hat is the only visible evidence of drunkenness, but it's powerfully convincing!

[Cluricaun]

I'll have to wait until I get home to post some. Apparently I only have moderately sober pictures on Facebook.

[Claptree]

Lunch at a nice restaurant in Prague. Two of my fellow travelers left temporarily, leaving me with lots of Gambrinus (Yay!) and Slivovice (Boo!).


Out on the town in Plzen. Gambrinus again, plus Becherovka. Blagh.


Taken mere moments after a devastating booze chess loss. All the pieces are shot glasses, and when one gets taken out, you drink it. We finished the remnants of the Absolut earlier and had to finish the game with Bailey's. Sickly sweet and quite lovely. My mate is wearing the leader shirt, a sort of trophy that gets passed over to whoever is mos drunk or does something outstanding.

[jali]

A long time ago...

At least you're a "happy drunk."

[jali]

Now this:

is a picture of drunk to me! Just so cool in the photo.

[hatesfreedom]

I am actually probably peeing in this one. hatesfreedom, this one is just for you.

You make my rockin' world go round


about 3-4 years old now, but still one of my favorite drunk pictures
we were playing silver strike bowling i believe.

[ShelliBean]

I guess mine was more "context" in relation to drunnkenness. I was, after all, the only one naked in the room of people. I generously added the towel. Someone else gave me the lei and the hat, well it got passed around.

I will have to look up more for more drunkenness. Belive me, I got plenty!! I know I have some of me in a pink tiara from my latest girls night. The only thing that could be better is if you all sent me your cell phone numbers. I tend to hit the phones when I get too inebriated and apparently sent some fairly racy photos from that same beach trip to my best friend.

Oh well, I wasn't going to be running for president anyway.

Diana - didn't you say you had a child that recently turned 18?!?!?! Inconcievable.

jali - yep, that's me!! In all my beachy glory

Ah, here we go:


The very fact that I am wearing a pink tinkerbell outfit that says "believe" is proof enough (if you know me, that is) but the tiara adds a special something.

[Diana]

hatesfreedom, now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!

ShelliBean, that's a bitchin tiara, but how did the Tinkerbell outfit come about? And yes, my daughter turned 18 last Friday. I'm just holding onto the idea that it doesn't make me actually old any more than it makes her actually an adult.

[Cranky Old Broad]

I was really in a silly mood. I am the world's least threatening drunk:

I like this picture, too. Great shot! You look like a fun guy to hang out with (and very easy on the eyes, too!).



Why, yes, I can be nice from time to time.

[featherlou]

<snip>

I'm ashamed to admit that enough alcohol can, in fact, render me (mostly) naked and wearing one of those cowboy whore hats.
<snip>

You're a WOOOO! girl!

All y'all are funny drunks. beebs, what the hell were you trying to spell in that sign?

[The Original An Gadaí]

From two years ago. My, how time flies.
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/imag ... c02eea.jpg

[jali]

From two years ago. My, how time flies.
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/imag ... c02eea.jpg

Are you kissing head, getting your head kissed or magenta-ing?

[Zsofia]

I just went and looked to see if there is still a drunk-ass picture of me online, and lo! and behold, a local bar still has pictures of me at Halloween of 2003. Three freaking years ago. I am the one on the left, and so toasted I evidently can't focus my eyes on anything, let alone the camera.

[Zsofia]

Also, I had to password through the porn filter at work to see this thread after I posted myself, but not before. I am not sure of what to make of that.

[WhyNot]

From two years ago. My, how time flies.
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/imag ... c02eea.jpg

Are you kissing head, getting your head kissed or magenta-ing?

I believe, based on previous photo threads, that An Gadai is the one getting head there.


This one's a little blurry. That's okay, so was I. I don't think I was playing my drum so much as contemplating how to copulate with it. Or something. The big glow to my left is a bonfire.

[Sarahfeena]

I was really in a silly mood. I am the world's least threatening drunk:

Explain to me why this isn't your avatar? It totally should be.

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

Some of these pictures you guys have posted are so fantastic. This was a great idea.

This one is from two years ago after being out on the town for a bachelorette party. I took the bride's veil we made her wear (you can't see them but those are tiny dicks on it) and put it on and posed for this drunken pic. I wish I could say this is the only drunk pic I have.

[Cluricaun]

I was really in a silly mood. I am the world's least threatening drunk:

Explain to me why this isn't your avatar? It totally should be.

She's 100% right about this one.

[Claptree]

I was really in a silly mood. I am the world's least threatening drunk:

I'm far more threatening when drunk:


One December I was asked what my plans were for New Years'. I replied "I suppose I'll be in the shower, curled up in the fetal position with a bottle of Jack Daniels, as usual". Since then, it is custom to test the showers wherever there's a party to make sure it's doable. And since it's no fun partying alone:


I also found this, from the trip to Iceland. "Mysa" means "to cuddle" in Swedish, and we thought we struck gold when we found liquid cuddle at the supermarket. Unfortunately it's some weird yeast extract thingy that was utterly undrinkable, even as a mixer. Still, it called for a pose.

[ShelliBean]

Love it!!

And One Cent Stamp that should definitely be your avatar!!!

As for the "Believe" PJs - they actually belonged to my friend that was also part of girls night and I decided to wear her clothes instead, as we are wont to do. Our girls night usually consists of the three girls and the one guy - you all have not seen the one where we explain tampons to him with a glass of water.

He was horrified.

[Cluricaun]

Alright, here we go: One piss wasted Cluricaun along with two of my best friends and my girlfriend......

[ShelliBean]

I just went and looked to see if there is still a drunk-ass picture of me online, and lo! and behold, a local bar still has pictures of me at Halloween of 2003. Three freaking years ago. I am the one on the left, and so toasted I evidently can't focus my eyes on anything, let alone the camera.

Let alone the ability to add and subtract.

Cluricaun: you're breaking my heart!

[OneCentStamp]

OK, OK...new avatar uploaded. Sheesh.

[EthelMercaptan]

That's one of the most adorable drunk pictures I've seen, OneCentStamp.

I swear I have a drunk picture or two from July 4, 2005 on this computer somewhere, but I can't find them. I have a couple others but I'd have to scan them in first.

[Diana]

Sleeps with Butterflies, that's awesome. Not being able to see the tiny dicks, you look a little bit like a tipsy anime character.

Cluricaun, that's a lovely happy drunk picture. You all are adorable.

[Cluricaun]

Sleeps with Butterflies, that's awesome. Not being able to see the tiny dicks, you look a little bit like a tipsy anime character.

Cluricaun, that's a lovely happy drunk picture. You all are adorable.

Yeah, you can't see the tiny dicks in our picture either, but that's because we have pants on.

[Zsofia]

Let alone the ability to add and subtract.

Cluricaun: you're breaking my heart!

I was stone cold sober when I did that math! You should see me play blackjack after a couple of them free drinks. "Oh, what the fuck, hit me again."

[jali]

Sleeps with Butterflies, that's awesome. Not being able to see the tiny dicks, you look a little bit like a tipsy anime character.

Cluricaun, that's a lovely happy drunk picture. You all are adorable.

Yeah, you can't see the tiny dicks in our picture either, but that's because we have pants on.

Ha!!!!!!!

[Angua]

Hmm... I can either post drunken bar wench, or drunken beer-holding cleavage...

[Claptree]

Ooooor, you could post both. The more drunk pictures, the better, I always say.

[RoOsh]

As much as I went back and forth on sharing the picture, it's been voted "Best picture of the Night" by everyone who was there. I just don't like putting up pictures of myself though, especially when they're like this (as I RARELY drink). But if you REALLY REALLY must see it, it's behind the lil' guy down there. I think the shower curtains matching my shirt really makes it.

[Claptree]

Unfortunately the shower curtains also kind of clash with your underwear. Faux pas, mon frere, faux pas.

[criminey.jicket]

Aw, it's not so bad. There's only the merest suggestion of a plumber's crack.

[Badtz Maru]

My only drunk picture on my computer. That's my first wife and I at our first anniversary, 9/15/2001, after a couple of bottles of Gewurstraminer.

I have a much better drunk picture of myself toasting the camera with a martini in a glass far too big for martinis, but I guess it's on my old computer.

[Angua]

Ooooor, you could post both. The more drunk pictures, the better, I always say.

OK.. I'm so easily led...

Drunken bar wench (I was making the drinks etc that evening...):



Drunken beer-holding cleavage:

[RoOsh]

Unfortunately the shower curtains also kind of clash with your underwear. Faux pas, mon frere, faux pas.

Alas... it was not my place so I could not plan in advance. And I have no recollection of the time period.

Apparently there was Drunken Stratego and Everlitos (and then a box of cheap red wine- if you note the color of my wine stained socks) involved. I believe the formed caused me to polish off the latter. And that led me to that state.

[Wheresgeorge04]

I just went and looked to see if there is still a drunk-ass picture of me online, and lo! and behold, a local bar still has pictures of me at Halloween of 2003. Three freaking years ago. I am the one on the left, and so toasted I evidently can't focus my eyes on anything, let alone the camera.

Are you still drunk? 'Cause 2003 was actually 6 years ago :wink:

Joe

[Brewha]

Here's mine - slightly inspired by $.01 Stamp

[Brewha]

Here's a good two-fer. The guy on the left suggested we do a drink - I think he made it up on the spot.


And here is our completely unscripted reaction



I'm the guy in the middle - well left in the 2nd pic.

[Claptree]

What's the shot you're dunking? Looks like whisky but it's hard to tell.

[The Original An Gadaí]

From two years ago. My, how time flies.
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/imag ... c02eea.jpg

Are you kissing head, getting your head kissed or magenta-ing?

I'm the baldie in the picture.

[jali]

[quote=An Gadaí]

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/imag ... c02eea.jpg[/url]" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Are you kissing head, getting your head kissed or magenta-ing?

I'm the baldie in the picture.[/quote:17g2ky6a]

Hiiiiiiii-ya. I've always liked you and now I know you just a little better!