Ask the squirrel who's getting messed with by the TDome Moderator

[featherlou]

I started a thread asking where Winston Smith's "beat me up" thread went, and now my thread asking where the thread went is gone. What's going on, man?

[Fish]

[Rod Serling] Picture an ordinary squirrel on an ordinary day. ... [/Rod Serling]

[hatesfreedom]

"I am Winston Smith, born 400 years ago in the THUNDERDOME. I am immortal and I am not alone. For centuries we have waited for the time of the gathering. When the stroke of a sword and the fall of a thread will release the power of the Quickening. In the end, there can be only one."

tl;dr Winston is dangerously insane and thus perfect 4 the job

[Winston Smith]

"I am Winston Smith, born 400 years ago in the THUNDERDOME. I am immortal and I am not alone. For centuries we have waited for the time of the gathering. When the stroke of a sword and the fall of a thread will release the power of the Quickening. In the end, there can be only one."

tl;dr Winston is dangerously insane and thus perfect 4 the job

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!!

ding-ding-ding-ding!!!!11!!

[Winston Smith]

3...

[Winston Smith]

2...

[Fish]

So this immortal Highlander has to take a giant piss. He stops off in a little village bakery but is told there is no privy of which to avail himself. So he hikes his kilt and whizzes all over a rack of baked goods, and says

"There, can wee on the bun."

[Winston Smith]

1...

[Winston Smith]

Sez featherlou...


"Hey, wait a minute. I don't remember starting a thread with this title. Where's my threa-

Heyyyyyy...."

[featherlou]

I KNEW IT!!!~!11!!!

[featherlou]

Drunk with power already, eh? That didn't take long. :mrgreen:

[Fish]

All of a sudden it's turned into an episode of Sliders. I get to be Maggie Beckett.

[Winston Smith]

Drunk with power already, eh? That didn't take long. :mrgreen:

Well, you're half right...

::HIC::

[Zuul]

The fact that you went and made it a sticky is a really nice touch.

[Exy]

FUCK YOU ALL FUCK YOU ALL FUCK YOU ALL

[featherlou]

The fact that you went and made it a sticky is a really nice touch.

It is - makes it nice and easy to find.

[Winston Smith]

Unstickied.

featherlou, you're a good sport.

[featherlou]

It's true, I am. But I'm not a guy.

[Harlequin]

It's true, I am. But I'm not a guy.

Nobody's perfect.

[Q.E.D.]

It's true, I am. But I'm not a guy.

Oh, right. Fixed the title for you. No need to thank me!

[Winston Smith]

It's true, I am. But I'm not a guy.

Nobody's perfect.

Better luck next time.

[Winston Smith]

It's true, I am. But I'm not a guy.

Oh, right. Fixed the title for you. No need to thank me!

Nicely done.

[Q.E.D.]

You say that now, but I think I hear featherlou sharpening her claws as we speak.

[Winston Smith]

With my history or arbitrarily deleting threads she posts to, I'm not all that worried.

[Chimera]

You say that now, but I think I hear featherlou sharpening her claws as we speak.

Yeah, but they're squirrel claws. Throw some peanuts and sunflower seeds in front of her and she'll be distracted enough for him to get away.

[Muffin]

The fact that you went and made it a sticky is a really nice touch.

He logged onto the intrawebs and made a sticky. That used to be kinky, but now it's the norm.

[featherlou]

You say that now, but I think I hear featherlou sharpening her claws as we speak.

Time to post this link again - demonic squirrel.

Squirrels are nutty little bastards, I tell you.

[Malaky]

I guess it's a test thread to see how well squirrels deal with stress of the WTF variety, just in case we need a couple of them to power this board.

[featherlou]

Ooh, squirrel-powered board. That's like, ten times more powerful than a hamster-powered board!

[danceswithcats]

Ooh, squirrel-powered board. That's like, ten times more powerful than a hamster-powered board!

Cuz everybody knows hamsters don't go Weeeeeeee! They just smell like weeeeeee!

[chacoguy]

The fact that you went and made it a sticky is a really nice touch.

He logged onto the intrawebs and made a sticky. That used to be kinky, but now it's the norm.

Nice....

[Clothahump]

You say that now, but I think I hear featherlou sharpening her claws as we speak.

Time to post this link again - demonic squirrel.

Squirrels are nutty little bastards, I tell you.

And they know kung fu.



At about 2:28, note the Bruce Lee nose wipe movement.

[ivan astikov]

David Attenborough won't be losing any sleep over the wildlife documenting skills of that video maker.

[Guinastasia]

You say that now, but I think I hear featherlou sharpening her claws as we speak.

Time to post this link again - demonic squirrel.

Squirrels are nutty little bastards, I tell you.

You call THAT a demonic squirrel? Now THIS is a demonic squirrel.

All hail the Lord and Master!!!

[Rigamarole]

I'm very confused.