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[Jizzelbin]

Yes. This cat is very happy with me but she had an incurable zest for the outdoors, which is difficult to manage at most times.

TNP's best and most high thought when a pet cat "escapes" is to leave it alone and trust it will come back Or not. Or TNP has a better idea.

[Elendil's Heir]

When it's happened in the past, we've gone out looking for the cat, no matter the hour, calling and calling, hoping and praying and asking the neighbors to keep a lookout. But yes, often - not always - the damn thing just comes back on its own.

TMP will share the names of his or her last three pets.

[Jizzelbin]

Sure. Current cat: Bobbie. Last cat: Gertrude (went with another girlfriend, almost certainly dead unless witchcraft). And I had a pet rat in grade school I creatively named Blackie.

TNP is pretty sure it is not permitted to take one's pet cat on a leash/harness and walk through the local zoo....paying full admission of course. But it would be amusing!

[Elendil's Heir]

I suppose it would depend on the zoo's rules. Sounds to me like it'd be worth a try, though! You might want to call ahead, just in case.

TNP thinks that calling ahead would be no fun.

[Jizzelbin]

Yes, agreed. Best just to show up and stare the gatekeeper down and then he or she can apologize to my kitteh! (For some reason I just thought of that scene in *The Omen* when Damien &cie drive through the safariland or whatever....something like that!)

But....but....but what if my cat's an emotional support...thing or whatever!

TNP has had it from about knees to tits from dealing with siblings and various family members about legal and financial issues. Life's too short....let the professionals handle it.

[Elendil's Heir]

One close relation, in particular, has indeed gotten on my nerves in recent years, but it's not about legal or financial issues, fortunately.

TNP has seen a great movie in the past week, and will tell us what it was.

[Jizzelbin]

Oh, no. The movies are an invitation for the devil to invade one's soul. Or said a strange voice to me on this Pentecost Sunday. Happy end of Easter!

TNP has had any experiences, negative, neutral, or positive, with shooting trap or skeet in an appropriate environment, and will share.