Tell a story 3 words at a time.

[Elendil's Heir]

(being a woman),

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decided to tape

[Trojan Man]

her legs together

[Elendil's Heir]

while still (naturally)

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hiding the little

[Elendil's Heir]

gun she had.

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Sad girl only

[Elendil's Heir]

eight years old,

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ballerina by training,

[Elendil's Heir]

her name was

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unmentionable, due to

[Elendil's Heir]

a witch's curse!

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She stole hats

[Elendil's Heir]

and gloves from

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the many men

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who lived near

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the neighborhood bar

[Elendil's Heir]

just down the

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street where she

[Elendil's Heir]

lived with her

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utterly unsavory usurpers

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(Adam, Bob, Charley),

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one which name

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I cannot recall

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, prefer not to,

[Elendil's Heir]

(That doesn't make grammatical sense, but OK)

sentence ending now.

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It syntactically computes

[Elendil's Heir]

if you're stoned,

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while citing a

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long-forgotten English primer

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chock-full of apt

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phrases and metaphors

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. Latin grammar is

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quite challenging, really;

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Finnish grammar, on

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the other hand,

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is not as

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tough as you

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might think, but

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still is challenging.

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This motorcycle gathering

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was not the

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raucous affair it

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was promised to

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but this schoolteacher

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(That also doesn't grammatically follow what I'd posted)

, named Jedediah Dawkins,

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was a relic

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of some bygone

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era when Ambersons

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(the Magnificent ones),