I regret that I have not eaten the hearts of all of my enemies.
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I regret that I have not eaten the hearts of all of my enemies.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
I regret that none of my plans for world domination came to fruition.
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
I regret not having an immortality pill. Damn you, scientists! DAAAAAMN YOOOOU!
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
In retrospect, I regret choosing to represent myself.
I regret not having beat that guy senseless when I had the chance.
I regret not checking the passenger seat for rabid weasels, but can you blame me for forgetting?
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
I regret those two hours I wasted on the Clash of the Titans remake. Now, I'll never get that time back.
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
Well, all right. Since we only have seconds left to live, I do regret pushing that butto--
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
I regret showing Zuul where the button was. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP ME FROM PUSHING IT!!!!!!!
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
Apparently Hell's Angels aren't all talk and no action.
I should have refused when you told me, "Hold my beer. I wanna try something."
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
It said "take with food." Why didn't I take it with food?
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
...so this is what happens if you take the tag off the mattress.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
"So what could go wrong I said? "
I regret, this is true, having been drunk at the moment I could have spoken with Barack Obama. I chose not to make a fool of myself.
Of course, it was Vegas.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Oh, that sucks, Oliveloaf. The politician of highest office I've had the chance to speak with was Harry Reid.
I was not drunk. It may have been more entertaining if I was.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
"I would like to have seen Montana."
My only regret....is that I have.....
Boneitis.
I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.
No, really. Another life would come in handy right now, and I'd probably say something cooler to you motherfuckers if I knew I had one.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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...damnit, I never finished watching Cocoon.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
You know, all things considered, I wish I had spent more time at the office.
I really regret that extra wafer thin mint.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
If I could do it all over again, I would have shoveled the driveway more often.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
I should have embezzled all that orphanage money.
I should never have lied to my dentist about my flossing habits. NEVER.
I wish I hadn't recorded Major League Baseball games without the express written consent of the Commissioner.
My philosophy of "Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse behind" had certain flaws that I didn't appreciate until just now.
My face...did...stick that way.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
I shoulda listened to Mom when she told me not to cross my eyes too much.
If I could change one thing in my life, it would have been to floss more.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
My only regret is I'm not taking more of you sons-of-bitches with me.
I guess I should have evacuated that dance floor ...
Turns out after they take your life, there's not much of a point to having freedom.
I regret not finishing that time machine so that I could go back and kill Hitler's barber.
Trying to take the ring from Frodo.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Who knew that some people take "Over my dead body" literally?
Not hanging onto Rosebud.
I should've taken the cannolis.
Oh, gosh, where do I start?
The "Nixon's The One" bumper sticker in '72
The "WIN" button in '74
The disco roller lessons in '76
The mullet in '84
This is just too depressing.
I should have enjoyed every sandwich.
When I told the genie I wished to be on a TV show, I should have specified "Not 'Dr. G, Medical Examiner'."
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