Please add this to your "What the hell?" list if you have one.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_913249.html
When I think Jesus, I think samosas.
Please add this to your "What the hell?" list if you have one.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_913249.html
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
MMmm. Samosas. So Christian.
They're serving them up at mass instead of communion wafers now.
They're Lent approved.Originally posted by Sarahfeena
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I can only assume that the Last Supper also included some lamb vindaloo.
So that's what happened to the Lamb of God?
OTOH, it looks like the real reason is because they were selling them with rotten meat instead. I sometimes wonder if reporters just make this up....oh wait.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Well, everything about the meat was bad, including the way it had died, so it actually was un-Islamic. However, I see the story breaking like this....
"They're--they're banning samosas!"
Really? Why on earth would they do that?
"I'm not sure. Let me check. 'Blah, blah, blah...You'll be punished...un-Islamic...Blah, blah, blah....'"
Wait! Go back!
"'Blah'?"
Before that!
"'Un-Islamic'?"
That! That bit! So, that means they're somebody else's, right?
"No?"
Sure it does! There's always conflict around this kind of thing!
"The Jews'?"
That won't sell. That's been going on for ages!
"Well, they could be Christian samosas...."
Brilliant! How do we back that up?
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
Now I'm imagining a sitcom about Muhammed and Jesus running an Indian restaurant ...
Ooh! Can Abraham be their crazy landlord?
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
Read the article again. Looks like rotten meat was being put into them by local cooks. So it's a public health issue, not a religious one (not that I hold any brief for mad mullahs).
Way to harsh my righteous indignation buzz, dude.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Sometimes the truth hurts, friend.
I blame the Huffpost for updating the story. What's with the real journalism? They're a blog site for Christ's sake.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
We live in a world where fake-journalists have more journalistic integrity than a lot of the real ones.
That's all very well and good, but what does it have to do with whether or not Old Man Abraham will let Isaac take an after-school job at Jesus and Muhammad's House of Godly Curry?
Well, exactly.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
That's just what I asked the Archbishop of Canterbury last week!
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