Real dangers of summer
Saw (something like this) on a sign outside a business, feel free to add your own:
Forget about sunstroke and lyme disease-bearing ticks, here are the real menaces of the season:
- Guy who drinks too much and starts acting out old Kool-ade and Hawaiian Punch commercials.
-Woman who uses your social event as free baby-sitting for her hellspawn while she flirts with guys.
-Guy who brings acoustic guitar.
-Vegetarian who stands by while you barbecue, describing slaughterhouses in gory detail.
-Ashton Kutcher movies
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
- Shivering crowds of tourists, wearing shorts and just-purchased "ISan Francisco" sweatshirts, wandering the foggy streets, persistently bewildered.
I was going to say summer "blockbuster" movies.Originally posted by Oliveloaf
That is one frigid city you've got there, supposedly in California.- Shivering crowds of tourists, wearing shorts and just-purchased "I
San Francisco is a pocket dimension of dampness, surrounded on all sides by sun and heat.
The coldest I've ever been in my life was November in San Francisco. I couldn't wait to get home to Chicago and my nice, warm apartment.
At least they meant to go there.- Shivering crowds of tourists, wearing shorts and just-purchased "I
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Tourist traffic. If they're smart they don't stop here (we're just a suburb of San Francisco after all), but they clog up all my freeways.
The real danger of summer is that it is in fact winter right now. Canberra winters aren't nice. But neither are the summers, so whatever.
Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.
Sweaty people on the subway.
Having your bare skin stick to leather seats.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
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