It can be for any kind of board. Write the trainwreck OP, and tell us what kind of board you'd post it on to start some fun.
(Not that any of us would ever do such a thing for real, of course. Let your inner troll out here!)
An OP writing challenge! Write an OP that will guarantee a trainwreck.
It can be for any kind of board. Write the trainwreck OP, and tell us what kind of board you'd post it on to start some fun.
(Not that any of us would ever do such a thing for real, of course. Let your inner troll out here!)
I shall go to MDC and post a thread about the benefits of food irradiation, and why I'm so annoyed with all the NIMBY types who keep trying to get it out of my supermarkets!
I will also reference things like the BYU radiation exposure study.
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I'd go on the Giraffeboards and write about how the discussions are so much smarter on Mello, and why don't they just close down and come over here.
SDMB. Great Debates.
Thread: Why don't pro-choicers eat fetuses?
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Dear Members of <<Anti-vaccination message board>>:
You are all baby-murdering idiots who should be forcibily sterilized. Whatever children you already have should be adopted out into families where the parents have a basic comprehension of high school biology and functioniong cerebral cortices.
Good grief, Orual. And I thought I was being mean.
SDMB:
How I lost weight through the power of Christ Jesus
I think we've discovered a secret talent Orual has never shared with us before.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
A very impressive one, too.
More! More!
I'm going to the BMW Blog and talk about why V6 engines are superior to inline 6-cylinder engines.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I'm going to go to a lesbian entertainment blog and tell them that Katy Perry is probably more likely to come out that Kristen Stewart.
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
How about going to a Contemporary Christian Music blog (I'm sure there must be such things, somewhere.), and asking how they feel about Katy Perry's upcoming nuptials?
You guys are good at this.
Loki, you should really go to a Contemporary Christian Music blog (Yes, they exist), and express outrage that Jennifer Knapp's latest CD was actually filed in general Pop/Rock. That'll get them going.
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
I'd go to a homebirth community and talk about my transcendent, spiritual experience during my cesarean, which I found far superior to the natural birth I'd had with my first child.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Stay at Home Daughters community, tell them how God lead me to the far side of the country from both my parents (and step-parents) when I was twenty-one.
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
Actually, at this point, I'm starting to get boggled by some of the special interest communities out there on the 'net. I mean they're not normal, or obvious, like anime fandom. They're weird.
My secret heart is full of evil and spite.Originally posted by Zuul
I think we've discovered a secret talent Orual has never shared with us before.
I shall go to a Joss Whedon fansite and expound on how excited I am that there's going to be a new, fresh take on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, without all the excessive, goofy angst that bogged the show down.
If it makes you feel better, Loki, I could suggest going to a Harry/Hermione 'shipper community and explaining how "Boys only tease the girls they like" shows that Rowling was telegraphing Ron/Hermione from the beginning.
Or, I could go to a Glee board and post "IBartie" and watch the Britana 'shippers go apeshit.
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
I wonder how tvtropes would react to someone who went there to claim that Stephanie Meier is the bestest author ever, and she invented all the tropes they're claiming she borrowed from other places?
Any Nightwish board and say that Tarja Turunen was the only rightful singer they should have.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
I'd rather go to TVTropes and post "There is nothing new under the sun, only that which has been forgotten."
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
Ooooooh, metatrolling.
You wanna talk special interests, Loki?
I could go to an anti-essentialist gender studies blog and share a study on the mate selection choices of heterosexual women and how they follow a global pattern based on levels of violent crime in the region.
Gnashing of teeth and rage, I tell you.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Go to a Whedon board and tell them that Buffy's aversion to being with a man who couldn't kick her ass negates any potential she had to be a feminist icon.
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
Most any messageboard:
I'm only attracted to black chicks, but for some reason they hate nice guys even more than white girls do. What's up with that?
Wut.
Bonus points for posting that at Stormfront.
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It's a real thing. Zuul showed me.Wut.
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
OMG!Wut.
It's a movement among the "quiverfull" types for daughters to not educate themselves, not make decisions for themselves, and keep themselves submissive to their fathers until a husband is chosen for them. And then they can submit to the husband, instead.
ETA: Creeeeeeepy.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Oh dear god.
They scare me at least as much as Reformed Gays.
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
The target: Any literary-themed feminist outpost.
The post: Bella Swann is the fiercest heroine ever.
Aw, I already posted my bestest stuff over here: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=589391
Yeah, funny story here...I was posting that thread, and posted it to the SDMB on accident.So, I thought what the hell, I'll post it both places.
Thanks for participating, in any case!
Wait. . .what?
It takes all my effort NOT to cause a trainwreck with every OP I start. I have to write the OP down and think of all the ways people might interpret it differently than I meant.
I think it might be better if I pass on the game.
Like they implied on Salon.com here?
Last edited by Marsilia; 15 Dec 2010 at 11:47 PM. Reason: Okay, not "ever," but they tried to compare her to Katniss Fucking Everdeen. WTF, yo?
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
Like they implied on Salon.com here?
I can't tell if that's a deliberate troll or if that woman is truly so stupid she has never heard of a heroic arc before. Doing what you don't want to do, yet feel you must, and making brutal sacrifices for the greater good = hero. Doing something that you want to do, for your own selfish gain, and getting everything you ever wanted = Ayn Rand.
If you guys were smart you'd realize that Neelix was, by far, the best Star Trek character EVER.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
And Capt. Picard should have just turned over command to Wesley Crusher on Day One.
US tax law should be amended so that families with SAHM are not allowed to claim their children as dependents. Because, you know, if they needed the money, the mother would be working too, and since they can afford for her not to work, why should my tax dollars support her laziness?
Defend with the moral certainty of Dio and the insanity of ZPGZealot, and a trainwreck should start firming up within a few posts, easy.
Jar-Jar Binks was the best thing about Star Wars Episode 1
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Barack Obama doesn't understand real Black Americans.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Ah ha ha, awesome one.
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