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    Frying liver
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    Hangover coffee breath (I worked for this guy...)
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    I'll do you one better: Coffee and cigarette morning breath.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Restaurant grease trap
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    Open dumpster after a summer rain.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Swamp during a drought
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    Most Glade products
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    -Jim Rockford

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    That is a really disturbing avatar Zuul and I suspect that the breath of such would be awful.

    In the Navy and in port, we would accumulate all the wet trash, (Galley trash) on the fantail and then have to heave it all off the fantail and onto a barge for delivery to a hog farm. The odor of the accumulated trash for a Carrier is hard to believe.

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    6-8 month old forgotten leftovers that have decayed to the point that one cannot tell what sort of food they used to be.

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    Rotting potato is one of the foulest odors I've ever encountered.
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    Quote Originally posted by Queen Tonya View post
    Rotting potato is one of the foulest odors I've ever encountered.
    Ever gotten a rotten french fry? I mean a rotten potato that was accidentally fry fried? Nasty.
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    Gas station bathroom.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Overloaded portajohn.

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    Quote Originally posted by Oliveloaf View post
    Most Glade products
    AMEN TO THAT!

    Also, shoes of stinky person who wore their shoes in the rain.

    Rotten eggs.

    Burning hair.

    Sulfur pits.

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    The smell of road kill that's been sitting there for a while when it gets disturbed.

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    The perfume of the old lady in front of me at the symphony.

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    A person who uses their nether regions recklessly, then doesn't wash.

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    Poo
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    Vomit.

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    Quote Originally posted by Oliveloaf View post
    Poo
    Especially baby poo. That stuff is toxic.

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    After-grog bogs are particularly heinous.

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    Kimchi (I apologize if you like it)
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    A five gallon bucket full of collected dog excreta, left uncovered for two weeks in summer, during which time it rained heavily, as well as had many sunny days.

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    Only heard about this one - never experienced it -

    A 55 gallon drum of chicken guano from the chicken farm that had been missed during pick up for the last five months.

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    Tony's feet. Tony, you know who you are. Stinky bastard.
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    A stranger farting in an elevator.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Rotten onion.
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    Canned tomatoes that weren't sealed properly and then burst from the pressure of ick.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Dirty dishes with just a little bit of water in them that have been sitting in the sink for several days.

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    A nine cubic foot ice chest full of beef left out in the Texas summer sun for a week. I had to bury the beef and clean the ice chest. Dear god why did the Icehouse have to break down wile my Unit was on maneuvers.
    Welcome to Mellophant.

    We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.

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    A refrigerator that had been packed full of meat and dairy, was in a house fire, and then finally burst open when the house was being knocked down over a month later.

    It was, quite simply, epic.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Most forest-preserve out houses in the summer.
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    Vegetable oil that's several years old.

    My folks had a beach condo in Florida, and we had a "family joke" about how we'd always buy a new bottle of ketchup every time we went down there. We ended up with 8 bottles of ketchup at one point! We stopped going there for a long time, and after no one had been in 3-4 years I decided I wasn't going to make the "ketchup mistake". I opened all the items in the pantry to check on them, and nothing was as horrible as the oil. It wasn't so much that it smelled awful (it did), but that it was so intensely pungent and... "sticky". I could smell it for an hour afterwards!

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    'tunaman' posting in a Foul Odor thread FTW.

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    Quote Originally posted by tunaman View post
    Vegetable oil that's several years old.

    My folks had a beach condo in Florida, and we had a "family joke" about how we'd always buy a new bottle of ketchup every time we went down there. We ended up with 8 bottles of ketchup at one point! We stopped going there for a long time, and after no one had been in 3-4 years I decided I wasn't going to make the "ketchup mistake". I opened all the items in the pantry to check on them, and nothing was as horrible as the oil. It wasn't so much that it smelled awful (it did), but that it was so intensely pungent and... "sticky". I could smell it for an hour afterwards!
    Yeah, a really good foul smell is one that seems to attach itself to the lining of your nose. You can't get rid of it. It adheres to you.

    Sort of like the smell of the men's room at the Ogilvie Transportation Center (train station) in Down Town Chicago.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    Used dental floss.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Polyps.

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    Sun-ripened diaper.
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    Shrimp barf.

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