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    Default Even Bears Hate Zucchini!

    See! If you throw a zucchini at an attacking bear, it will run off!

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    Its more like zucchini eaters taste awful and are not good eating for a bear.
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    But...but...zucchini bread is good.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    But...but...zucchini bread is good.
    and if you keep eating the zucchini, no bears will want to eat you.
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    I like zucchini.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    But...but...zucchini bread is good.
    Because it's full of sugar, spices, and (according to my mom's recipe) cocoa. It's good in spite of the zucchini.

    All summer squashes are revolting.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    But...but...zucchini bread is good.
    Quote Originally posted by Sarahfeena View post
    I like zucchini.
    Wierdos.
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    It's okay, Sarah. I've got your back.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Yeah, I like zucchini too.

    The last laugh will be ours when you anti-zucchini types are bear food.
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    How can you not like zucchini?

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    Quote Originally posted by spitz View post
    How can you not like zucchini?
    I think it may be a sign of bearhood.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Quote Originally posted by OtakuLoki View post
    See! If you throw a zucchini at an attacking bear, it will run off!
    Of course it will. Haven't you ever known the horrors of zucchini season? People literally cannot give them away fast enough. Had the poor bear not run, the woman would have soon pelted him to death with her excess zucchini.

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    I like bears and zucchini. I feel conflicted now.
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