Men are Pigs! Body Parts Poll.

[Oliveloaf]

So, like the ladies?

What do you like most about them?

Please prioritize these crucial first-impression elements to your liking.

(Order of preference)

[OneCentStamp]

Butt, boobs, gams.

Boobs are secondary to butts not because they are less important, but because they are more common. Most women have them, and small or large, they're pretty much all awesome. A truly spectacular ass is harder to come by, and therefore I'm harder when I come by one.

[What Exit?]

Face and Hair should be part of this. What am I weird?

[Oliveloaf]

Butt, boobs, gams.

Boobs are secondary to butts not because they are less important, but because they are more common. Most women have them, and small or large, they're pretty much all awesome. A truly spectacular ass is harder to come by, and therefore I'm harder when I come by one.

Almost this. I think great legs are a logical extension of great butts. I agree that most boobs are awesome (how could the not be?) and thus less special.

[Oliveloaf]

Face and Hair should be part of this. What am I weird?

Okay Captain Sensitive. Let's add smile and personality to the list, too.

[Zuul]

Boobs, butts, gams. I'll agree that a good ass is harder to find than boobs, but good boobs are a thing of such beauty and bliss that the angels sing. A nice ass will get some staring. The perfect, tantalizing glimpse of cleavage will make my brain shut down.

[RabbitMage]

Okay Captain Sensitive. Let's add smile and personality to the list, too.

Women have bodies?

[Oliveloaf]

Face and Hair should be part of this. What am I weird?

We are talking about the magic triumvirate of male shallowness.

Don't make me second guess my primal nature.

[OneCentStamp]

Don't make me second guess my primal nature.

Yours? I'm second guessing his. <looks sidelong at suspected sensitive nancy-boy What Exit?>

[What Exit?]

We are talking about the magic triumvirate of male shallowness.

Don't make me second guess my primal nature.

Sorry, I voted, but I find hair and face a big part of my first attraction. So I guess I am weird. Butts though, I voted butts. Boobs are least important.

[Cluricaun]

Boobs, glorious boobs. Then butt, then legs. Although all three working in poetry are the holy grail, such as it is with my future ex-wife Ms. Gianna Michaels (do NOT GIS her from work. She's not of a work safe profession as it were.)

[Zuul]

I'm glad to know I'm not alone in the boob love, Cluricaun. I was getting worried for a minute there.

[Cluricaun]

Boobs are out of fashion it seems. Why, when I was a lad it seemed that every movie rated PG-13 or higher was guaranteed to have a gratitious boob shot at some point, just because we as a nation were in love with boobs and they with us. This is a moviemaking idea who's time is ripe for a comeback.

Just no fake tits, ever. I can't stand fake tits even for a second.

[Marsilia]

Boobs, butt, gams.

[RabbitMage]

....I gotta vote with boobs, too.

[OtakuLoki]

Butts, gams, boobs. Though really, butt was just a stand in for what I really like - hips.

[Exy]

Face, cock, ass.

[Oliveloaf]

Face, cock, ass.

This is a pub in Cork, no?

[Oliveloaf]

No leg men here.

[OneCentStamp]

No leg men here.

Yes. I am a no leg man. I like amputees with big boobs.

[Cluricaun]

Yes. I am a no leg man. I like amputees with big boobs.

You can spin 'em like a top. The 360 Cowgirl - The Ultimate Position.

[Sarahfeena]

Face, cock, ass.

Best answer so far.

[Cluricaun]

Best answer so far.

Yeah, at least he didn't go ass to mouth.

[OneCentStamp]

Yeah, at least he didn't go ass to mouth.

That's more of a special occasions type thing, and St. Paddy's doesn't qualify.

[Taumpy]

No leg men here.

I'll step up. Boobs are a thing of wonder, there's no question, but I'd say legs/butt comes out ahead.

[parzival]

Well legs do come first, but boobs are pretty close behind. Behinds are a fairly distant third for me.

[Marsilia]

I guess I just start at the face and go down....

[OneCentStamp]

I guess I just start at the face and go down....

You said the magic words.

[Zuul]

I guess I just start at the face and go down....

I suppose that would be the goal.

[OneCentStamp]

I suppose that would be the goal.

Jinx! You owe me a soda.

[ivan astikov]

This thread has been reported to the Feminazi's.

gams, butt, boobs

[dread pirate jimbo]

There is nothing in the universe more awesome than boobs, period.

I'm also almost ashamed to admit, brown eyes tend to make me go weak in the knees.

[OneCentStamp]

I'm also almost ashamed to admit, brown eyes tend to make me go weak in the knees.

No shame there, my friend. Brown eyes are AWESOME.

[Oliveloaf]

Thus spake Van Morrison.

[dread pirate jimbo]

No shame there, my friend. Brown eyes are AWESOME.

Well, yes they are, but they're not part of the Triumverate of female parts on the list.

[Oliveloaf]

Well, yes they are, but they're not part of the Triumverate of female parts on the list.

Yeah, smile, shoe size, hygiene, that's a different poll.

[OneCentStamp]

Yeah, smile, shoe size, hygiene, that's a different poll.

As long as I can easily verify that the woman in question HAS all three of those things, I'm not very picky about them.

[Marsilia]

I suppose that would be the goal.

And, so much easier when you start at the face.

[Muffin]

Face.

[OneCentStamp]

This thread needs some cleavage, and since I offended the boob gods by putting butts first, allow me to make amends:

"Hey, take a picture of my new iPhone"



"Hey, what are you...?"



"OMG, you ARE!!!"




(with permission, of course )

[artifex]

I don't remember telling you to take a picture of my iPhone, but it appears you were distracted...

[Glazer]

Now we are all distracted.

[Zuul]

I approve.

[Marsilia]

I approve.

Seconded!

[Skald the Rhymer]

I voted gams, boobs, butt, but that's only because my real option wasn't there. I noticed things like clavicles and chins as much or more than breasts.

[dogbutler]

Boobs, butts, gams.

[Oliveloaf]

Boobs, butts, gams.

A traditionalist.