Mascots We'd Like to See
I almost made this a quik-E-List(tm), but thought better of it at the last moment.
Think Smokey Bear is lame? At least lamer since the "the" was removed? Tired of Tony the Tiger? Then come up with a better mascot. I will start:
Lugnut the Dancing Hamster
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Gringo the Fair Skinned Tourist
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Candy, the official mascot of Spring Break.
I demand pictures of these mascots.
Buick, the mascot for drunken college students.
Wyatt, the Taco John's talking emu.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Defender, the Trojan. For Trojan condoms, of course.
Cottage Cheezy(tm)
Bally's Fitness animated cellulite mascot.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Ok here we go.
Beefy the Mad Cow, mascot of the Beef industry!
Poppy, the mascot for the HFCS industry.
Poopy the man-sized intestinal bacterium teaches little children that it is very, very important to wash you hands after going number 2.
What about the American Cancer Society's Polyp Man, who was trying to remind people that being screened for intestinal cancer is a good thing?
Big Love, the gay white-trash midgets' mascot
This tastes like the circus smells.
Doc Holliday, spokesperson for huckleberries.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
"Pinky" is the unofficial mascot for elephant-themed websites everywhere.
Pinky's long-term goal is to defend elephant imagery from association with the Republican party, while reclaiming the more wholesome symbolism of nightmarish booze hallucinations.
Pinky also has strange powers which confound technology, so do not be alarmed if he does not actually appear pink on your monitor. Pinky assures you that he is genuinely pink, and will appear so in your delirium tremens.
I just ran across a digital photo of a couple mascots I invented on the fly a while back. The department was hosting a seminar for the American Animal Hospital Association, and my supervisor instructed me to haul out the old chalkboard and write a message welcoming our guests while discreetly pointing out the location and proper use of restroom facilities. Thus was born Mr. Cat-On-His-Nose:
--as well as Tracey, the Trachea:
As it turned out, my supervisor was unreasonably delighted by Mr. Cat-On-His-Nose, with the result that he did indeed become sort of an unofficial mascot to the department for a while.
Here's the whole thing in context:
Greatest. Mascot. Ever.Originally posted by terrifel
"Pinky" is the unofficial mascot for elephant-themed websites everywhere.
Pinky's long-term goal is to defend elephant imagery from association with the Republican party, while reclaiming the more wholesome symbolism of nightmarish booze hallucinations.
Pinky also has strange powers which confound technology, so do not be alarmed if he does not actually appear pink on your monitor. Pinky assures you that he is genuinely pink, and will appear so in your delirium tremens.
May I adopt you?
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