Poll results: Death row inmate, guilty of serial murder, can magically cure cancer. What do we do with him?

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  • Kill the bastich as planned. Kill him and bring me his eyes.

    1 6.25%
  • Kill the bastich as planned. Kill him and bring me his eyes.

    2 12.50%
  • Move him from death row to maximum security. He'll heal once a week in exchange for getting fed.

    2 12.50%
  • Move him to secure medical research facility. Weekly healings so he can be studied at work.

    10 62.50%
  • Move him to a secure medical research so he can be dissected.

    0 0%
  • Move him to a secure & luxurious house, provide him hookers & blow, and put him to work.

    1 6.25%
  • Judas Priest, Rhymer. How could you overlook <blank>.

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Thread: So this guy has the power to cure cancer, but there's this tiny little problem...

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    Obeah Man, Mischief Maker, Lord of Bees Skald the Rhymer's avatar
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    Default So this guy has the power to cure cancer, but there's this tiny little problem...

    Yes, it's another Rhymer speculative! Persons who don't like them are encouraged to go someplace else.

    So here's the sitch. Let's say that a patient in a state-run hospital is discovered to have the ability to cure cancer. He doesn't claim to be Jesus Christ reborn, or any other sort of faith-healer; he just has the inexplicable ability to not simply arrest the growth of tumors anywhere in a patient's body, but also to reverse the effects of metastasis. He must do the usual laying on of hands to do this; no other physical contact is required, and it doesn't matter where he touches the person. In other words, hand to hand is fine. The more advanced the person's cancer is, the longer it takes him to heal them, and he can't do jack shit about injuries, malaria, or any other sort of ailment. Our miraculous healer demonstrates his power by bringing a patient with terminal lung cancer back from the brink, and when various skeptical scientific authorities--the Centers from Disease Control, the World Health Organization, James Randi, you name it--bring him patients, he is able to repeat his feat in double-blind testing.

    Our healer has limits. He himself has to be in fine fettle, for one thing--well-fed, well-rested, exercised, and so forth. How often he can perform his wonder depends on his own physical state and on how advanced the patient's cancer is. If the cancer is in the very earliest stages, he can do a maximum of one person every other day, as he needs at least twenty-four hours to recharge. If it's somebody in what would otherwise be end-stage, metastasized bone cancer, he'll need a solid month of rest and relaxation before he can help anybody else, no matter how minor the next patient's cancer is. Our healer's 40 years old, and he's been able to do this since he turned 18; he's done so quietly and about two dozen times since then. None of his prior patients have had any recurrence of their cancer since receiving his healing touch, and none of them seems in any way psychologically unbalanced.

    Oh, and the tiny little problem?

    The healer's a serial killer, and he's on death row. There's no question that he's guilty, as he liked to videorecord himself in the act of torture, rape, murder, and cannibalism so that he could watch the tapes during down times. The police caught him with one live victim waiting her turn in his dungeon of horrors, and he was dining on her predecessor at the time. They found dozens of shallow graves on his property, each filled with a prior victim. But he seems entirely sane, or at least as sane as any such monster can be; that is, he doesn't hear voices or see ghosts or think that Yahweh commanded him to do his deeds. "I did it because I get off on it," he says.

    The healer/monster kept his secret under wraps until all his appeals were exhausted. Now he wants a deal. He wants his sentence commuted and a lifetime of pampering at state expense, and in exchange he'll use his power to cure cancer victims. How often he'll be willing to do so depends on how much luxury he gets.

    What shall we do with him?
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    Study him in a medical setting. Keep him well fed and rested and all of that, but no pampering. We're better off trying to learn as much about him as we can instead of simply bribing him into healing as many people as he can (which is a tiny, tiny number when compared to the number of cancer cases out there).

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    This guys power is remarkable, but the ability to do good, doesn't excuse you in any degree from doing evil IMO. I said kill him, and bring me his eyes.

    I'm sure many smart killers keep "aces in the hole" for such occasions, like the locations of bodies, or accomplices to roll over on, and they hardly work. To excuse this guys atrocities in the slightest because his ace is greater, would be a horrible travesty.

    I say this with a pang of regret, cuz his power is really great.
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    I'm going to go with heart over principle here. He's evidently more good to the human race alive than dead.

    If this guy murders me, I hereby give you permission to commute his death sentence in exchange for him healing others.

    ETA: This was easy for me since I'm against the death penalty to start with. I'd vote for sparing his life even if the only thing he had to offer the human race was 40 years' worth of expertly crafted license plates.
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    I think we can keep him in reasonably good physical condition with or without his endorsement; I say, keep him a basic level of alive and let sick people touch his hand. He's got a big debt to repay to society, but this is a hell of a unique and invaluable way to repay it.

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    Sure, give him whatever he needs to cure as many people as possible. If his ability to cure is contingent on his well-being, what is the point of depriving him comfort? Lavishing him with amenities harms no one. Pamper the fuck out of him.

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    Since he waited until the last moment to pull this out of the hat, and his last appeal is already gone, his sentence should be carried out as planned. Obviously his plan is to live a live of comfort in return for healing people once in a while, and as was already said, the number of people would be insignificant compared to the total number of cases.

    The best thing to do would be to kill the self-serving killer and hope another, more stable person with that ability turns up eventually.

    Alternatively, commute his sentence for 1 month to study him, then kill him. In any case, he is no longer in charge of his own life; he is property of the establishment based on the nature of his crimes and his guilt.

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    I'd be very wary of being healed by such a psychotic freak of nature and I'm fairly sure if I was at all religious, I'd be having to seriously expand the "God works in mysterious ways." section of my belief system.

    Still, I say keep him alive and run every battery of tests you can on him. Insist that anyone using his services sign waivers not to publicise how it happened, so he gets no credit for his abilities.
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    Quote Originally posted by OneCentStamp View post
    ETA: This was easy for me since I'm against the death penalty to start with. I'd vote for sparing his life even if the only thing he had to offer the human race was 40 years' worth of expertly crafted license plates.
    Oh, yeah. That's one thing I probably should have mentioned in my own response. I don't support the death penalty anyway, so even if he didn't have the ability to heal I wouldn't be pushing for his death.

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    I have no moral qualms with the death penalty, in the abstract. In practice I've come to believe that it is so fraught with classism in how how it is applied, that it is unjustifiable, as currently set up. So, from the get-go, while I have no questions about this yutz' guilt, nor the justice, in the abstract, in executing him, I would be inclined to commute his sentence to a firm "life in prison."

    The question then becomes, where do I care to draw the line for the little luxuries I'd be willing to let him extort from society for him healing (As everyone has mentioned) an insignificant fraction of the people who contract cancer each year?

    My inclination would be to keep him in the secure medical facility where his miracle could be studied and he'd be comfortable enough to heal one or two people a week. Having said that, I sure sympathize with the point ivan made: I'm not sure I'd want to let that sick fuck do anything miraculous to my body - no matter the reason. OTOH, if my putative child had cancer, I'd probably be pounding at doors to get her/him on the list.

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    So probably 20 people a year for the next 40 years is about 800 people, at the most a couple of thousand.. Better use it sparingly for those who really need it then.

    If he has something useful to contribute to society, then it would be better to keep him alive, but I would probably have him hooked into medical testing for the next 40 years.
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    Another person who is against the death penalty in the abstract. Vengeance killings don't sit right with me. But there is no such thing as magic. In a laboratory and with strong scientific minds testing him, we would discover how his ability works. Then we have no need for him anymore.
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