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    Default Excuse me, I'm drunk as a skunk...

    can someone point me towards the exit, please?
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    Elen síla lumenn' omentielvo What Exit?'s avatar
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    Go down that hall, take the third door on the left and watch out for the low hanging sign.

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    Can I just rest here until I get my equilibrium back?
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    What exit?

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    "Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and i need to get to bed. I had a bit of drink about a hour ago, and it's gone right to my head.
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    OneCentStamp, Artifex and I are getting there!
    Hell hath no fury, like a woman's scorn for video games.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    What exit?
    What? I'm not even drinking tonight. I guess I'll be the DD.

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    I'm drinking water. Sweet, wholesome water.

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    The internetz are spinning around too fast - how do i slow them down?
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    Hit the breaks button.

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    Do I have to press "Shift" at the same time?
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    I'm going to go and fall asleep to the soundtrack of "Betty Blue"... don't try and stop me! Nite y'all.
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    Rest well, ivan! Hope you had a fun night before the spins started

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    Key Master, I'm the Key Master. Put your keys in the basket, kegs are in the living room, on the deck and one in the basement.

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    This thread had potential.

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    I'll try and remember to revive it next time I'm off my gourd.

    I'll be honest; i've had little practice at posting while drunk, and balancing the act of staying conscious while prodding the right keys is something i'll need to get the hang of.
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    Yeah, when I try typing while drunk it tends to look like I was banging the keyboard with mittens on.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    I'm drinking water. Sweet, wholesome water.
    If it's sweet, that isn't water; it's antifreeze. :shock:
    "You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."

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    ...oops.

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    Quote Originally posted by OneCentStamp View post
    If it's sweet, that isn't water; it's antifreeze. :shock:
    Not necessarily.

    Welcome to Mellophant.

    We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.

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    I am not drunk. I wish I was.

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