1,000,000 Posts (Post Party)

[Inner Stickler]

I just saw Hatshepsut's title. Awwww!

[Hatshepsut]

You know what this means, though, don't you? In 30 years you'll have to come visit me in the weird old hippie nursing home, where the halls are scented of Listerine, the recreation room smells like mildewed carpet, and everyone's bedroom is enveloped in the grey stench of old underwear and talcum powder. But the residents will be all, like, "Peace, man, it's cool...but where's my bong?"

[What Exit?]

You know what this means, though, don't you? In 30 years you'll have to come visit me in the weird old hippie nursing home, where the halls are scented of Listerine, the recreation room smells like mildewed carpet, and everyone's bedroom is enveloped in the grey stench of old underwear and talcum powder. But the residents will be all, like, "Peace, man, it's cool...but where's my bong?"

This is probably going to be more and more likely to happen as states keep decriminalizing pot. It would make people warehousing facility a lot more fun.

[OtakuLoki]

This is probably going to be more and more likely to happen as states keep decriminalizing pot. It would make people warehousing facility a lot more fun.

I just have shudder inducing thoughts about what the residents will do to refill the bong water.

[Hatshepsut]

No new posts since 21 November?

It's going to take us a while to get to a million at this rate, folks.

[Zuul]

Obviously, we need to work a little harder here!

[The Original An Gadaí]

Darn Tootin' We Do!

[Zuul]

I suggest everyone go get some shitty energy drinks and start cracking.

[OtakuLoki]

I suggest everyone go get some shitty energy drinks and start cracking.

But then we'd all be sitting on the throne, not in front of the computer.



If you're posting from the throne, I don't want to hear about it. Really.

[Zuul]

Okay, point. That's what Twitter is for.

[OtakuLoki]

One brown trout... two brown trout....



Yanno, that explains so much about what goes on, on Twitter.

[The Original An Gadaí]

What type of shitty energy drink?





or




What do ye think?

[Zuul]

Which one tastes the least like sweetened vomit?

[OtakuLoki]

The cod liver oil.

[Hatshepsut]

An Gadai, that's very good, but ....

[Hatshepsut]

...with three photos, you could have easily spread that out....

[Hatshepsut]

...over three posts, see?

Only with such unwavering focus will we reach our million.

[The Original An Gadaí]

Ah you are quite correct.

[The Original An Gadaí]

I tried posting here from my new viewty (groan) earlier but it didn't work.

[The Original An Gadaí]

Time flies.

[Inner Stickler]

Banana flies.

[OtakuLoki]

Banana slugs

[The Original An Gadaí]

Slugs Slurp.

[Hatshepsut]

Slurp slugs.

[Taumpy]

Wow, that took a gross turn pretty fast.

Hey guys, only 870k-something posts to go. We shouldn't have ignored this thread for so long.

[The Original An Gadaí]

I know. It's gonna take caffeine, stamina, speed, and at least 3 more keyboards.

[Inner Stickler]

Bumped for Spitz and Orual's benefit.

[Trojan Man]

thanx sticks.

[Trojan Man]

appreciate it.

[Marsilia]

Woo! Thank you, Sticks!

[Trojan Man]

really

[Trojan Man]

hey mars

[Trojan Man]

wot up wit thee?

[Trojan Man]

bah

[Marsilia]

I want a ferret. I just thought I'd throw that out there.

[Trojan Man]

ferrets are good, with the rite soy sauce.......

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