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hey twitter peeps! lunch @ BK lounge w/bffs
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
hug someone 2day!
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
busy busy busy!!!!
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
sittin down at the compy typin on twitter lol
I don't think there4 I type.
Am at work. Working.
Damn! Who stank up the can???
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Just opened my tenth tab in IE. lol
Boss hates me. Need a smoke.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Time2Pee. Too much coffee? No!
need a coke but this place only has pepsy I hate my life!!!!
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
just got the giggles over a barrel cactus
Oh man. Just farted and everyone knows its me.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Did the heat just come on here or am I having a hot flash? IM2YOUNG!
Old dude takes 2 long to p. Hurry up man!!!!
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I just spent the past twenty minutes staring at the wall. Don't tell my boss!
Shit! Forgot spoon for yogert again use binder clip again
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Sunny day! Great 2 B alive!
Just made tea. Yum.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
bitch next to me still talking about boyfriend i think he's fake and she's ugly
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
It's my birthday! I'm 934 years young.
Completely shouldn't drop acid at work. Just stapled my carrot sticks.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
If I were a crab i would pinch you. pinch pinch pinch (only tomorrow is forgotten)
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Mmm. Time for tea.
Melted cheerios with remote--smells like puce
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
You know what is awesome? Starvation. MAN, I feel good today!
Most fish wont dance. I hate them for their cold indifference.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Psst. There's a booger whistling in the nostril of the guy in the cubicle next to me.
STFU! I'm trying to concentrate.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
How many slices of cake make a complete breakfast?
Today smells like liquid, feels like a lie.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I'm dancing to the beat of my own orchestra.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
have to go to dinner with parents they dont understend me atall
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Advice: Never do a Google image search on "wound." Dude. Whoa.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Tweetup in the mens room. Bring triscuts or something im starving
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Hey guys.
I didn't.
Did I?
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Time to play with my kittens!
Ow. Kitten bit me. Done playing.
i kicked your japcrap ass!!! ford rules!!!! homo!!!
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Third glass of tea today. Going for a new personal record! Woot woot!
Going through caffeine withdrawal. I've cut back to 2 grams a day, and am fonding it hqrd to etyp.
Stupid bitch thinks Im working. Really picturing her naked. Ha! Bitch.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Blister on ass really annoying. Closing door and working with pants off.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Supposed to be working. Watching porn on iPod. Shh.
Shhh... I'm supposed to be making this semen sample, but I'm reading The Science of Logic on my iPod, instead.
Yes. I am a pretentious non-wanker.
Last edited by OtakuLoki; 24 Feb 2010 at 01:57 PM.
...the semen sample thing kinda killed this, huh?
Need to dump, but ahole still in favorit stall
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Stupid Sarah beating me in cool poll. Screw her. She sucks.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Tweetup @ Cicero Av. Wendy's @ 3:00 PM. Be there or be lame!!!!
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Which one? 11110 S. Cicero Av. or 7601 S. Cicero Av.? These details matter.
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