Kidnapping People to be Stegodons

[OtakuLoki]

Okay, a little green man thing has come down and given you a small purple box. It explains to you that it enjoys reading us here on Mellophant and wants to help the board - so it has given each member in good standing their own copy of this purple box.

The way it works, it allows you to 'kidnap' one living person to make them post here. Well, not kidnap, but it zaps rearranges their brain chemistry so that they have a compulsion to post here, somehow, at least once a day.

In this manner you can choose any one person, famous, infamous, or unknown and make them join us and post here. The small purple box, being alien magic, doesn't need an address, nor even a full name - so long as the name you use for the person is one they'd recognize the small purple box will get them.


Who do you choose with your small purple box?

[OtakuLoki]

I'm going to kidnap Qadgop.

[The Original An Gadaí]

Noam Chomsky

[What Exit?]

I'm going to kidnap Qadgop.

Well I will pick Stranger on the Train then.

[Feirefiz]

I'm going to kidnap Qadgop.

Seconded. Apologies if I am forgetting someone, but he is probably the only thing I really miss about the Dope. Perhaps we can summon him with the right question. ("Can I use the One Ring to smuggle invisible cheese into prison?")

Noam Chomsky

A fascinating person. Then again I know people who have met him and apparently he doesn't react well to being proven wrong.

My choice: Stephen Fry

[jali]

I grabbed Liberal, but he started ranting so I let him go.

I kidnapped Sampiro from the SDMB because I love his stories.

[beebs]

rino, from FFF (Opal's). Words fail me to describe his brilliance.

[Taumpy]

I pick my friend that I got to sign up but then never posted anything. Post, you bastard.

For celebrities I would choose Björk. The music threads alone that she would start/could contribute to would be fascinating.

[Zuul]

Terry Pratchett.

[Glazer]

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