Don't drink the lemonade

[CatInASuit]

Fentiman's Traditional Victorian Lemonade contains less than 0.5% alcohol due to the process by which it is made.

Apparently, one young child went to the headmaster of his school and pointed out his soft drink contained alcohol. The headmaster, being a wise and knowing chap, contacted the police who contacted the licencing authorities.

The Puritans in the state of Maine would now like to classify this drink as an immoral thing and prevent it being sold to anyone under the age of 21.

How dare someone have fun like this?

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[ivan astikov]

If they touch my cider ice-lollies I'll be contacting my local member of parliament!

[Hatshepsut]

one person said that what alarmed them most was the child who went to the principal. They said he reminded them of the kind of child who tells the teacher that he's forgotten to set the class their homework.

Well put. I can see that child in my mind's eye, and I want to smack him. Well, no, not really, because I don't believe in hitting kids. But I want to imagine smacking him.

[ivan astikov]

Well put. I can see that child in my mind's eye, and I want to smack him. Well, no, not really, because I don't believe in hitting kids. But I want to imagine smacking him.

He is the same child who tells the tuck shop lady that she has been selling the Wagon Wheels for half their normal price, just before I am about to buy one.

I have no sympathy for him - give him a smack, I say! :Shake:

[What Exit?]

Stories like this always inspire me to find the product. I wonder where to find it by me?

I see they make Ginger Beer. I would love to try it at least. It looks like nowhere close: http://www.fentimans.com/findus.php

[Cluricaun]

Well just imagine if the kid was able to suck down 25 of those lemonades in a row in an hour span. He'd be drunk as hell. Bloated, but drunk.

[Exy]

He is the same child who tells the tuck shop lady that she has been selling the Wagon Wheels for half their normal price, just before I am about to buy one.

I have no sympathy for him - give him a smack, I say! :Shake:

Ha ha ha yeah, it's that kid.

I was under the impression that, at least typically, things with less than 0.5% alcohol don't count as alcoholic beverages. Maybe that's only in this state. There's plenty of things (non-alcoholic beer and fresh fruit juice, for instance) that can have a very small but measurable alcohol content. I'm surprised that it's even a legal matter here.

[Cluricaun]

But Exy....think of the children! We all have to change the way we live and the things we do so some precious snowflake doesn't sully themselves by association with our heathen, blasphemous existance.

[OneCentStamp]

Well just imagine if the kid was able to suck down 25 of those lemonades in a row in an hour span. He'd be drunk as hell. Bloated, but drunk.

I have to pee right now, just thinking about it.

[Laughing Lagomorph]

Stories like this always inspire me to find the product. I wonder where to find it by me?

I see they make Ginger Beer. I would love to try it at least. It looks like nowhere close: http://www.fentimans.com/findus.php

North Paramus, NJ?

I'm wondering how the lemonade ended up in a High School in Maine...there doesn't seem to be a retailer closer than Rhode Island.

And this doesn't seem like the kind of thing a school would serve on its own so either the annoying kid brought it to school himself or he was given it by a friend or something.

[Sarahfeena]

He is the same child who tells the tuck shop lady that she has been selling the Wagon Wheels for half their normal price, just before I am about to buy one.

I have no sympathy for him - give him a smack, I say! :Shake:

"Teacher, you forgot to give us homework!"