http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=537438 is a Pit rant on the SDMB.

Well, I was bound to finally have a bad experience with somebody in Portlandia, city of Nice People. I went to the local QFC for some groceries and emerged with two heavy bags, headed out to the car across the street. A fella who looked like an American Indian was outside the doors, astride a bicycle, and he mumbled something at me that I couldn't hear. I glanced at him, then continued toward the crosswalk. He said "excuse me!" in a louder voice, and added something that I still didn't understand, and motioned over his shoulder. I saw that he had a backpack on that had a bunch of flowers sticking up out of the top.

Assuming that he was asking if I wanted to buy some, I shook my head and said "no thanks". As I walked away, he started ranting in a conversational tone, and I heard the words "fucking asshole". I kept walking into the crosswalk and I heard him shout "Fuck you, white boy! Fuck you!" I looked back at him, which apparently was all it took for him to really start in: "Fuck you!! FUCK YOU, WHITE BOY!!
The following post is what sent me over the comedy edge: I laugh every time I read the response: (In bold)


Originally Posted by Chefguy
Apparently the asshole was finished with me, as he turned away and pedaled off down the sidewalk.
Did you yell, "Run, Florist, run!"?!

Cuz even tho he was on a bike, you just don't get enough opportunities (that appropos) to use that line.