Self Portrait Thread

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

But you should stick to smiling.

Well you know we ladies live to please you menfolk.





Probably not.

[Jeff]

Well you know we ladies live to please you menfolk.

I ran this through my sarcasm detector and it came back clean.

Carry on.

[featherlou]

I sometimes tell my husband that of course I'll do as he asks, since he is the boss of me. I don't think it's making it through his sarcasm detector.

[Giles]

I don't go for self-portraits much, so this is all you're going to get:

[featherlou]

You have a very nice eye.

[Guizmeaux]

Here's Guizmeaux. I don't have many pics of me because I'm usually the one behind the camera, which is probably just as well.

This was taken 3 days after I discovered that I'm allergic to the desert.



ETA: 20 Itchy and Scratchy Dollars to the first person who can tell me where I was.

[OneCentStamp]

ETA: 20 Itchy and Scratchy Dollars to the first person who can tell me where I was.

Hoover Dam bypass bridge, Colorado River?

[featherlou]

You're at that place where they're building that thing.

[Guizmeaux]

ETA: 20 Itchy and Scratchy Dollars to the first person who can tell me where I was.

Hoover Dam bypass bridge, Colorado River?

Ding-ding-ding-WINNER!

I&S Dollars in the post, sir. Promise.

I don't know how many posters here have been to the Hoover dam recently, but if you approach it from the Nevada side of Route 93 and you're not expecting the bridge to be there, it's a hell of a shock when you come round that last bend.

[Guizmeaux]

You're at that place where they're building that thing.

You're cheating, young lady! But I like you. So 20 I&S Dollars are being stolen by your mailman as we speak. :smile:



::edit:: Pour Speellifications

[dynamitedave]

about 10 degrees C. Normal photographic scowl.

[Scissorjack]

[ivan astikov]

I can match that.

Pre-makeover.

After.


Amazing what a haircut can do, eh?

[featherlou]

Scissorjack, I see you've been to the Laughing Lagomorph school of self-portraiture.

[Scissorjack]

Scissorjack, I see you've been to the Laughing Lagomorph school of self-portraiture.

How so?

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

Scissorjack, I see you've been to the Laughing Lagomorph school of self-portraiture.

How so?

His icon is all blurry. See?

[Scissorjack]

Scissorjack, I see you've been to the Laughing Lagomorph school of self-portraiture.

How so?

His icon is all blurry. See?

Ah. At least he hasn't given himself an extra nostril, though.

[Guizmeaux]

Amazing what a haircut can do, eh?

The expression on your face and the positioning of your arms leads me to conclude that you were holding a chainsaw just out of shot. Please subscribe me to your newsletter. :wink:

[featherlou]

Ah. At least he hasn't given himself an extra nostril, though.

The student surpasses the teacher.

[OneCentStamp]

Here are a couple of artifex and me, taken in San Antonio over Memorial Day weekend:

[ivan astikov]

Amazing what a haircut can do, eh?

The expression on your face and the positioning of your arms leads me to conclude that you were holding a chainsaw just out of shot. Please subscribe me to your newsletter. :wink:

One years free membership to The Slice and Dice quarterly magazine, coming up.

If you dare to send me your address!

[Laughing Lagomorph]

Scissorjack, I see you've been to the Laughing Lagomorph school of self-portraiture.

How so?

His icon is all blurry. See?

That one is actually not a self-portrait, it was taken by my young son as a joke.

I like the extra nostril effect Scissorjack. Kudos on advancing the technique.

[Baldwin]

Here are a couple of artifex and me, taken in San Antonio over Memorial Day weekend:

What's that building in the background? I can never remember what that's called.

[OneCentStamp]

Here are a couple of artifex and me, taken in San Antonio over Memorial Day weekend:

What's that building in the background? I can never remember what that's called.

It's the Alamo.

[troubleagain]

Remember the Alamo!

[OneCentStamp]

Remember the Alamo!

Dammit, I've been whooshed.

[Diana]

For what it's worth, I thought it was just a very dry punchline. :smile:

[OneCentStamp]

For what it's worth, I thought it was just a very dry punchline. :smile:

Well, enough about my slowness on the uptake! Are they cute pix, or what?

[featherlou]

You two are just about as cute a couple as I've ever seen. Hey, we need Whiskey and Ryan to post some pics of him and his bride-to-be too!

[Diana]

Well, enough about my slowness on the uptake! Are they cute pix, or what?

You know you're both gorgeous. :wink:

[Sarahfeena]

For what it's worth, I thought it was just a very dry punchline. :smile:

Well, enough about my slowness on the uptake! Are they cute pix, or what?

They are super cute! Love the one in front of the Alamo!

[Guinastasia]

This is me, before my cousin's wedding last month. (Yes, I know the pantyhose were a mistake. I let my mother talk me into wearing them, and I took them off RIGHT after the ceremony!)

[OneCentStamp]

This is me, before my cousin's wedding last month. (Yes, I know the pantyhose were a mistake. I let my mother talk me into wearing them, and I took them off RIGHT after the ceremony!)

Pic not worky?

[Guinastasia]

It's working for me.

[OneCentStamp]

It's working for me.

Ah, now it works. Weird. ("Weird that now it works," not "you look weird.")

[Guizmeaux]

This is me, before my cousin's wedding last month. (Yes, I know the pantyhose were a mistake. I let my mother talk me into wearing them, and I took them off RIGHT after the ceremony!)

Your hair is f___ing lush.

Why do you look so annoyed?

:::EDIT::: No need to re-link the photo.

[XJETGIRLX]

Here's Guizmeaux. I don't have many pics of me because I'm usually the one behind the camera, which is probably just as well.

This was taken 3 days after I discovered that I'm allergic to the desert.



ETA: 20 Itchy and Scratchy Dollars to the first person who can tell me where I was.

You bear an uncanny resemblance to my husband in this photo

I just joined a roller derby group here in town and I had to work a bout this past weekend taking stats. Here I am all derby'ed up for the occasion:

[Cluricaun]

Contemplative.

[featherlou]

That's lovely, Ryan. You look like a poet or something.

[Guizmeaux]

You bear an uncanny resemblance to my husband in this photo

What is it; the cowboy hat, the fact I look like I spent the last week crying, or the 2-days' worth of travel stubble? :wink:

[OneCentStamp]

You bear an uncanny resemblance to my husband in this photo

What is it; the cowboy hat, the fact I look like I spent the last week crying, or the 2-days' worth of travel stubble? :wink:

All three. She's kind of a mean lady.

[Cluricaun]

That's lovely, Ryan. You look like a poet or something.

I'm just trying to give the impression that I wear that eyepatch all the time.

[XJETGIRLX]

You bear an uncanny resemblance to my husband in this photo

What is it; the cowboy hat, the fact I look like I spent the last week crying, or the 2-days' worth of travel stubble? :wink:

All three. She's kind of a mean lady.

If you weren't crying before, you sure will be when I'm done with you

[Guinastasia]

This is me, before my cousin's wedding last month. (Yes, I know the pantyhose were a mistake. I let my mother talk me into wearing them, and I took them off RIGHT after the ceremony!)

Your hair is f___ing lush.

Why do you look so annoyed?

:::EDIT::: No need to re-link the photo.

I don't mean to look annoyed. Everyone tells me I always look pissed and/or depressed, even though I'm not. I guess I just have that kind of face.

Lush!!! Thank you!!! It's the result of tons of product. My hair is actually baby fine, and very fly-a-way. So thanks!!!!


Oh, and looking at your's...how YOU doin'?

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

This is the first time I've seen you Guin, you're a cutie patootie.

[OneCentStamp]

That's lovely, Ryan. You look like a poet or something.

I'm just trying to give the impression that I wear that eyepatch all the time.

James Joyce-like.

[featherlou]

The eyepatch of sensitivity.

[Cluricaun]

Last night I was online while I was waiting for my lady friend to arrive home and when she got there she hollered up for me to come down and help her with something, so I leapt up from the PC and came down to give her a hand. I got another beer out of the fridge and she said she needed to use the computer real quick, and she went upstairs to where my session was still running. I had been Googling “High Quality Leather Eye Patch”. I had some ‘splaining to do.

[OneCentStamp]

I had been Googling “High Quality Leather Eye Patch”. I had some ‘splaining to do.

I'm sure she was disappointed. Of all the "High Quality Leather ________" you could have been Googling, eye patches were probably not high on your fiancee's wish list.

[Guinastasia]

This is the first time I've seen you Guin, you're a cutie patootie.

Aw, thanks!!!