Scientist claims UFO collided with Tunguska meteorite to save Earth.Actually, I have it on good authority (from someone I can only identify as "Info"), that what really happened was that a starship from Earth's future (we'll call the ship "The Big E") had travelled to the past to rescue a bunch of passenger pigeons and bring them forward to the future, in order that they might communicate with a giant space probe that was menacing the Earth. Unfortunately, someone onboard The Big E, that "Info" will only identify as "the man with the pointy ears," dropped a decimal while doing the necessary calculations and instead of slingshotting them around the sun and back to the future, caused the ship to blow up in the Earth's atmosphere, just above Tunguska.A Russian scientist claims that aliens downed the Tunguska meteorite 101 years ago to protect our planet from devastation. Yuri Lavbin says he found unusual quartz crystals at the site of the massive Siberian explosion. Ten crystals have holes in them, placed so the stones can be united in a chain, and other have drawings on them. “We don’t have any technologies that can print such kind of drawings on crystals,” said Lavbin. “We also found ferrum silicate that can not be produced anywhere, except in space.”
The quartz crystals are actually made of a material called "dilithium" and were used as part of the engines of The Big E.


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