Important life lessons

[Zuul]

If you're trying to impress someone with your culinary skills, don't start with French toast stuffed with Velveeta.

It doesn't matter how cute they are as babies. Grown chimps don't make good household pets.

If a movie is described as "gritty" and "doesn't pull any punches" and involves dog fighting in Mexico, it is not a good date movie.

[Revs]

If a movie is described as "gritty" and "doesn't pull any punches" and involves dog fighting in Mexico, it is not a good date movie.

Also keeping with the date movie thing,Make sure that your SO knows that "28 Days" with Sandra Bulloch and "28 Days Later" the Danny Boyle zombie movie are 2 different movies before you start watching.

[Zuul]

Also keeping with the date movie thing,Make sure that your SO knows that "28 Days" with Sandra Bulloch and "28 Days Later" the Danny Boyle zombie movie are 2 different movies before you start watching.

Oh geez. Didn't those two come out at the same time, too?

Don't hide your porn in your underwear drawer. Everyone hides their porn in the underwear drawer.

[Revs]

No, they came out a few years apart. I can still hear her screams in my head after watching the opening scene of 28 Days Later. Needless to say, she was not a horror fan.