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    Obeah Man, Mischief Maker, Lord of Bees Skald the Rhymer's avatar
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    Default Pick an actor, actress, singer, author, or artist to be the next US President.

    And explain why, of course.

    Please restrict yourself to persons both real and living. Jed Clampett is not eligible because he's fictional; Buddy Ebsen because he's dead.
    "Fairy tales do not give the child his first idea of bogey. The baby has known the dragon intimately ever since he had an imagination. What the fairy tale provides for him is a St. George to kill the dragon." (Chesterton)

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    I would pick Lady Gaga to be president, for no other reason than because it would be hilarious.

    It might also cause Tila Tequila to go on a murderous rampage.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    I would pick Lady Gaga to be president, for no other reason than because it would be hilarious.

    It might also cause Tila Tequila to go on a murderous rampage.
    I wasn't aware you were in favor of TT doing that. I can arrange it through other means for a small fee.
    "Fairy tales do not give the child his first idea of bogey. The baby has known the dragon intimately ever since he had an imagination. What the fairy tale provides for him is a St. George to kill the dragon." (Chesterton)

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    Fred Thompson, naturally.
    Political correctness will be the death of our country.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    I would pick Lady Gaga to be president, for no other reason than because it would be hilarious.

    It might also cause Tila Tequila to go on a murderous rampage.

    I am all on this bandwagon.


    Also, Tila? The Devil? C'mon, everyone knows Lady Gaga is an Illuminati mind-slave. Jeez.

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    Gordon Lightfoot
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    Newt Gingrich.
    Welcome to Mellophant.

    We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.

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    Jello Biafra
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    Well while I think this is a terrible idea, who am I to complain, I campaigned for Reagan. So I will after a lot of thought go with the most politically savvy and fair actor & comedian I can think of with George Carlin sadly dead.

    I present you the first Jewish President of the United States: Jon Stewart.

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    Quote Originally posted by What Exit? View post
    I present you the first Jewish President of the United States: Jon Stewart.
    Yeah, I was going to go for the Stewart/Colbert ticket, myself.
    Last edited by Orual; 14 Jun 2010 at 02:35 PM.

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    Quote Originally posted by Orual View post
    Yeah, I was going to go for the Stewart/Colbert ticket, myself.
    Added bonus, Jon Stewart is such a bad actor (as he freely admits) that he would make Reagan look slightly better. Colbert might as well run as VP, he has already done so anyway.

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    my god, he's full of stars... OneCentStamp's avatar
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    Stephanie Meier, just so I can laugh and laugh.

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