Phat Phant: The Mellowphant Rap

[Oliveloaf]

Please add a pair of lines. We can reorganize as needed later.

I begin:

I come here for the ladies, all the crazy shiksas
You know they always beggin' for my shirtless pickshas

I got the word about 'Phant from Miss Sarahfeena
I never met a mod who really any mean-uh

[Cluricaun]

Well my name is Cluricaun, sometimes it's Whiskey and Ryan
I can out post you, any day, no tryin
I'm the crazy eyepatch from around the way
Blowin minds all the time with my 7.27 posts a day.

[Sarahfeena]

Please add a pair of lines. We can reorganize as needed later.

I begin:

I come here for the ladies, all the crazy shiksas
You know they always beggin' for my shirtless pickshas

I got the word about 'Phant from Miss Sarahfeena
I never met a mod who really any mean-uh

Yeah, my name is Sarah, I'm a mod extraordinaire-a
Some say I'm a bitch but I try to be fair-a.

(OK that's lame, I suck at this.) NEXT?

[ivan astikov]

In East Manchester, born n raised
on Domebo was where i spent most of my days
dissing n toking n annoying that Zuul
laughing at hatesfreedom n acting the fool
when a couple of mod's who were up to no good
started making trouble in the neighborhood -
they played one little trick n some posters got scared
and fucked off back to Dopeland to pretend it was Bel Air...

[ivan astikov]

Oh, just two lines

my name's ivan n i'm a master but not a baiter
i'm off to score some pot but i'll probly see ya later

[Sarahfeena]

In East Manchester, born n raised
on Domebo was where i spent most of my days
dissing n toking n annoying that Zuul
laughing at hatesfreedom n acting the fool
when a couple of mod's who were up to no good
started making trouble in the neighborhood -
they played one little trick n some posters got scared
and fucked off back to Dopeland to pretend it was Bel Air...

AWESOME.

[Revs]

Well its 50 cups of vodka and you know its on. I move the the chat to the breaka-break of dawn
Can't rock the house without the Mello people, cause when we gettin' down we are all equal
No better or worse between you and me, I rock the posts so viciously.
I like pins&needles and pics that squee, at the blink of an eye I will do my thing
Like a lighter and a bowl give me a grin, diggin' down deep in the archive bins
Everybody gettin' down make no mistake
Nothing sounds quite like a post in chate.