Movies That Would Bomb.
Do You Wanna Touch Me? - The Gary Glitter Story - a biography of the world's hairiest and most perverted rock star.
Big Daddy's Diet - an account of the life of Idi Amin through the eyes of his chef.
Dance To The Death - rival ballet schools face off in a gymnasium.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
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All three of those would make their money back, I'll bet.
Magnus Magnusson, the Nonexistent Adventures of a Boring Man.
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Scary world, isn't it?Originally posted by Harlequin
What about James Major: The Rock And Roll Years - a compelling insight into the ex-PM's time as the only rocker in a small village?
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
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Where's Waldo, a live-action hide and seek adventure.
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March Of The Snails - follow the journey of these exciting little gastropods as they make their way from the garden to a French person's plate.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
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The Tito Jackson Story
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Tito, who?
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Polyps - the dramedy film about a man suffering from colorectal polyps, told from the inside. Starring Eddie Murphy as the man...and his polyps!
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Carrot Top: America's Laugh Maker
Where's Waldo: The Movie
Where's the Ranch? A Michael Moore expose that uncovers shocking truths including: Ranch dressing doesn't come from ranches, jumbo olives are really pretty small and Kraft Dinner is really just mac and cheese.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Argh!
You preemptively stole this from me! I actually didn't see this before posting my enormously funny suggestions.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Cat Scratch Weaver
This is a documentary about people who make rugs depicting Ted Nugent.
Live and Let Dye
Imagine a McCartney joke not unlike the Nugent joke above, but with beauty-school students.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Cake Farts: The Movie.
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Ishtar II: The Quickening
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Farming - The true story of gold farmers in World of Warcraft, told in real time.
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At least some of the look as good and interesting as anything Hollywood is actually making.
I'd think you could lose huge money on Rust, an examination of the importance of corrosion science and technology, as told by two bosun's mates, chipping and panting an expanse of a metal warship.
Magic: The Gathering.
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I can see this doing really well on DVD. Casting is an issue.
Like, Dennis Franz in the lead might be a mistake.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Michael Moore slow dancing nude in a hospital nursery to a score by John Cage.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
But who's he dancing with?
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Himself. In the Billy Idol sense.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
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