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    Default Why is my penis not out?

    TIA.

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    Is your fly up?
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Because it hasn't been dismissed from the field of play yet?
    I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here

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    Why was my "why is my penis not out" question moved? This was a genuine question in search of a factual answer. Move it back WhatJim!

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    Yes, I'm a cat. What's it to you? Muffin's avatar
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    It is out, but due to the small size of your penis and the large size of your pot belly, you can't see it.

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    It managed to avoid being tagged at first base? Inclement weather? The swimming pool was heated for a change? Your drawers were on backwards at the time? There was a cop in close proximity? You were in court on charges of molestation? The doctor was not in? Your partner just managed to hold back a sneeze? You had an incompetent mohel? Sensible fashion choices? An inability to ask more salient questions that warrant less snide or derisive remarks? Inquiring minds DON'T want to know.

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