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    Default Letter from mother-in-law to be. Evil, now viral.

    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    Miss Manners always says the MOST unmannerly thing is to criticize someone else's manners. Not to mention that the lady's really just being a snooty classist bitch. Guess she's learned her lesson now.
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    Quote Originally posted by Sarahfeena View post
    Miss Manners always says the MOST unmannerly thing is to criticize someone else's manners. Not to mention that the lady's really just being a snooty classist bitch. Guess she's learned her lesson now.
    Well, she's learned not to commit anything to type. I doubt she's actually learned squat.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    As I said in the other thread - that woman is a vile cunt.

    I want to do donuts on her lawn in an ATV while drinking a 40 and blaring "Sweet Home Alabama".

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    I'll be out there in flip-flops and Bermuda shorts, cheering you on, Orual.

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    Sorry, didn't realize this was up already.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    All is forgiven if you come pee in Mrs. Bourne's rosebushes.

    Do they have juggalos in the UK?

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    I don't know about juggalos, but I do believe they still have chavs. Maybe those could work?

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    Where's IvanAstikov when you need him?
    Welcome to Mellophant.

    We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.

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    No one gets married in a castle unless they own it. It is brash, celebrity style behaviour.
    That should be "celebrity-style", you ignorant, rude bitch. Sheesh.

    Haha, but seriously, any advice that includes the phrase "finishing school" can and should be immediately disregarded.
    Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.

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    Yes we still have chavs, they probably would work as well.

    Of course, there are a lot of people beginning to wonder if this is a PR stunt given that her stepson has just started a wedding catering service company.

    And in terms of being stuck up and Miss Manners, it appears her facebook profile tells a slightly different story according to some newspapers.

    Aah, the tales that are told behind closed country doors.....
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    Well, if this is a scam...bravo. Nicely done.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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