Inspired by this thread. What else is impossible?
Impossible things
Inspired by this thread. What else is impossible?
For a plain country bumpkin and a prince to join in marriage!
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Originally posted by Zuul
Apparently, it's impossible for me to bleach my own hair evenly.
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
For me to find makeup that doesn't completely fall off in an hour.
I'm finding it impossible to make a meaningful contribution to this thread.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
For Mellophant to get as big as Facebook.
And thank God!
For God to microwave a burrito so hot that he was unable to eat said burrito.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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For Taco Bell to offer cheese sauce that is anything but warm, salty, DayGlo milk.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Breathing through the mouth or nose when my dog farts. I'm beginning to think the bulk he's gained is all gas.
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
For this sense of satisfaction to linger, but I'll do my best to try
Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.
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