Ack the Martian

[Liberal]

Ack ack ack ack! Ack ack ACK ack! Ack ack ack!

[Zuul]

Free translation service:

Say your prayers, Earthlings. You are no match for us. We will hunt you all down and squish you like the bugs you are!

[Liberal]

Ack!

[Zuul]

I'm sorry, was that, "Please refrain from yodeling", or, "I would like to buy a toaster"?

[RoOsh]

i always liked this thread.

[Zuul]

Me too, but I'm never sure what to ack.

[ivan astikov]

I think he meant "Hack the Martian!". I've got an axe here ready, just in case.

[drewbert]

Have you talked to Bill the Cat lately?

[Revenant Threshold]

I'd attempt the Heimlich maneuvre, but i'm not sure where to put my hands.

[Malacandra]

I, for one, welcome etc.

[Liberal]

Ack ack ack ack! Ack ack ack ack ack! Ack ack ack ack! Ack!

Ack: ack ack!

[ivan astikov]

Eek! I think the Martian's have taken over Liberal's mind. Either that or he's being probed!

[Zuul]

ivan astikov: No, eek is a different dialect. This is ack.

[ivan astikov]

I hope he's not having a heart-attack? Do Martian's even have a heart?

[Wheresgeorge04]

Eric the Midget? Is that you?

Joe

[Q.E.D.]

Ha, I've got your Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator and you can't have it!

[beebs]

I'm beginning to get bored with all these serious discussions on this board.

[Mangetout]

marklar

[Kat]

I think he meant "Hack the Martian!". I've got an axe here ready, just in case.

No, I think he's introducing himself, and that's his name. He's Ack, the Martian.

[Liberal]

Ha, I've got your Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator and you can't have it!

Ack ack!

[Q.E.D.]

You must be a Martian. Only a real Martian could use exactly the right combination of bolding and font size to make "ack ack" to mean nothing other than "fuck you!"

[yawndave]

How did you get along with Bill Bixby and Ray Bradbury?

[Wile E]

*plays "Indian Love Call" by Slim Whitman*

[Zette]

We come in peace! We come in peace!

[Q.E.D.]

You mean you just lay there?

*d&r*

[Liberal]

*plays "Indian Love Call" by Slim Whitman*

Ack! Ack ack ack ack ack... ack.

[Malacandra]

Are you one of my hnau? What are you doing on Thulcandra? You know that is not permitted.

[Marlitharn]

Well, that's just great, Wile E. You killed him before I had a chance to ask him if he'd graft my head onto Kate Winslet's body.

[Laughing Lagomorph]

Ack ack ack ack! Ack ack ack ack ack! Ack ack ack ack! Ack!

Ack: ack ack!

Good thing you edited that because it was gibberish the first time...

[ivan astikov]

Has anyone offered Ack some throat lozenges?

[Q.E.D.]

So, how did you feel about Schiaparelli spying on you guys?

[OtakuLoki]

We come in peace! We come in peace!

"Shoot to kill! Shoot to kill!"


ETA: Do Martians sing?

[iampunha]

I for one welcomed our Liberal overlord.

[criminey.jicket]

[Ack! Never mind; nothing to see here!]

[Wile E]

Well, that's just great, Wile E. You killed him before I had a chance to ask him if he'd graft my head onto Kate Winslet's body.

Oops, my bad! I just thought he'd enjoy hearing some nice Earth yodeling. I'm sure he'll be fine though, er ... is his head supposed to look like that?

[Chimera]

Yakkity yak! Don't talk Ack!

[yawndave]

Talk to Marvin lately?

[Hatshepsut]

Bill the cat, is that you?

[ivan astikov]

I was wondering if it was an experiment by Liberal to see how we would begin to go about communicating with an alien that had stumbled upon the intrawebs and could only say, "Ack, ACK, ack ack."?

If Ack The Martian can understand English, can he give 2 acks for a "Yes.", Liberal?

[Hatshepsut]

Post #8 was NOT there when I posted before. Honest it wasn't. Ack.

[silenus]

How is Dejah Thoris these days?

Oh? She caught a chill? Well, tell her to put on more jewels and drink plenty of liquids.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

Martian through Georgia, Martian through Georgia!

[yawndave]

Had any time slips lately?

[Julie]

We are Martial!

Hmm.

[ivan astikov]

I for ack one wel ack come my new ack ack Martian ack overlord!

[phouka]

What happened to the Earth-shattering kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!

[silenus]

"No boom?"
"No boom."
"No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow. What? Look, somebody's got to have some damn perspective around here. Boom, sooner or later. BOOM!"
-- Garibaldi, Sinclair, and Ivanova in Babylon 5:"Grail"

[Morgyn]

"No boom?"
"No boom."
"No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow. What? Look, somebody's got to have some damn perspective around here. Boom, sooner or later. BOOM!"
-- Garibaldi, Sinclair, and Ivanova in Babylon 5:"Grail"

She's right, you know.

But then, Ivanova is always right.

[silenus]

"And just one more thing. On your trip back I'd like you to take the time to learn the Babylon 5 mantra: 'Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. And if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out.' Babylon Control out. .. Civilians! [Looks up] I was just kidding about the God part -- no offense."
-- Ivanova in Babylon 5:"A Voice in the Wilderness #1"

[Inigo Montoya]

We come in peace! We come in peace!

"Shoot to kill! Shoot to kill!"

It's life Jim, but not as we know it.
heee...

Oh, and Mr. Martian, sir? ACK! Ack ackalacka (boom boom) acky ackity ackitimus et spiritu sacnti. Weasel?