Dinner Table Etiquette for the Rich and Famous

[CatInASuit]

Dear First Husband of Finland,

When one is dining in High Company with Presidents and Royals, one should not start looking down the cleavage of the Danish Princess sat next to you.



If caught, looking away makes you out to be the dirty old perv you are.

One should in fact compliment the lady on her fine figure and hope her bodyguards don't drag you away for an early execution.

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[Orual]

HA. Maybe he was looking at her lovely necklace.

Makes Obama and Sarkozy's that one time seem slightly classier by comparison.

[OneCentStamp]

I'd make a terrible statesman.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

Looking away is always a huge mistake. No matter what you do, it's important to give the air that since you're doing it, it's the most acceptable thing in the world.

[OneCentStamp]

^^^

This, which is why I'd make as great an autocrat as I would make a terrible statesman.