Depeche Mode Day
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Depeche Mode Day
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Hawaiianpizzafest.
El día de la salchicha.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
^^^ OT, but Jim Gaffigan's FB status the other day was, "Just found out my 6 month old doesn't like chorizo. Great, now what do I get him for Christmas?" You can't even read that without doing it in Jim's voice.
The Feast of Sluts.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Mindy Cohen Day
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Yorkshire Terrier Day
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Wait. A better one:
War Dog Day
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Whore O'leen
Regret Remembrance Day
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Laxative Eve followed by Incontinent Day.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Antipasto Awareness Day (big in Maine)
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Maigre Samedi
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Rosh Ha Sha-na-na
(Big day for poodle skirts and brisket)
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Free Tampon Day
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
OK, I'd totally celebrate this.Originally posted by Oliveloaf
Keira Knightley Day.
I would be glad, as chairman, to discuss the festivities with her. At length.
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