Poll results: Can you whistle?

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Thread: Life Skills, Part Three: Can you whistle?

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    For whom nothing is written. Oliveloaf's avatar
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    Default Life Skills, Part Three: Can you whistle?

    Can you?
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    No, and it's killing me. Andy Griffith made me want to whistle, and I can't.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    Not that I am good at whistling but I can whistle.

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    Not ... tunefully. But I can pucker my lips and blow.

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    Quote Originally posted by Orual View post
    Not ... tunefully. But I can pucker my lips and blow.
    Must...not...say...anything......

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    LOOK I'M QUOTING LAUREN BACALL, OK.

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    Not to save my life. I absolutely despise people whistling, sets my teeth on edge.

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    I can whistle a tune just fine, but I can't do the loud, taxi-summoning wolf whistle, which is probably the real survival skill of the two.
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    Quote Originally posted by OneCentStamp View post
    I can whistle a tune just fine, but I can't do the loud, taxi-summoning wolf whistle, which is probably the real survival skill of the two.
    Exactly what I was coming in to say - the fingers-in-the-mouth thing has never worked for me.

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    I voted "no," since I can't whistle a tune with any degree of accuracy, and the best sound I can force out is very breathy and thin. I have never understood how people do it.

    I can do the two-finger taxi whistle extremely well, though.

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    Quote Originally posted by Hatshepsut View post
    I voted "no," since I can't whistle a tune with any degree of accuracy, and the best sound I can force out is very breathy and thin. I have never understood how people do it.

    I can do the two-finger taxi whistle extremely well, though.
    You know, Hat, I've always pictured you as being able to stop traffic with just a meaningful look.

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    Yes, and pretty well, too. I can even whistle the piccolo part from Sousa's The Stars and Stripes Forever.

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    Well 2 outa 3 ain't bad.
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    I can't whistle to save my life and never could. I can, however, make a whistle out of a blade of grass.

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    I can whistle well enough to do that marching song from Bridge over the River Kwai, kinda out of tune. I can't do the two-finger whistle thing. My older brother can do it to ear-splitting volume, and I'm way jealous of that skill.

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    Quote Originally posted by Sarahfeena View post
    I can whistle well enough to do that marching song from Bridge over the River Kwai, kinda out of tune. I can't do the two-finger whistle thing. My older brother can do it to ear-splitting volume, and I'm way jealous of that skill.
    Yeah, me too. I call taxis like a girl.
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    I yearn for the taxi whistle. That said, I can whistle a fair tune. I do the tune to The Great Escape unceasingly...

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    I can't carry a tune at all, but I can do that taxi whistle occasionally. I fail at it sometimes and it comes out sounding about as manly as a bunny fart, though.

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    Can't whistle in tune or loud enough to shatter glass, but I can whistle to my dog. Good enough for me.

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    I would have thought the non-whistler group would be larger.

    Now I feel flawed...
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    I can make noise like I'm whistling, but it isn't as bright or piercing as others can do. In fact, I can whistle better inhaling than I can exhaling.

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    My grandpa was a pro at it, and I asked him to teach me once, so he did. Some notes I do better inhaling vs. exhaling, which is probably annoying if you're listening to me do it.

    I can't do the loud taxi-call whistle, though.

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    Yes, I can whistle in tune, but I prefer to whistle just out of tune though, its always much more fun.
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    I do a sad wolf whistle, but I can't do a tune. I voted yes anyway.
    They weren't singing....they were just honking.
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    I can whistle, but since I'm completely without musical skills, it doesn't count. I taught myself to wolf whistle, the kind without fingers in the mouth, while walking the dog. Privacy and boredom are great teachers.

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    Yes, even the "fingers in mouth" whistle.

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