Strange mini-hobbies

[Zuul]

What's some odd little habit you have that amuses you? For me, it's once in a very rare while answering questions on Yahoo Answers:

What would you do if hannah montana was walking barefoot in mud and a mud monster ate her?
WOULD THE FACT THAT SHE IS BAREFOOT HAVE ANY IMPACT ON WHAT YOU WOULD DO

As everyone knows, touching the mud with your bare foot is what allows the mud monster to eat you. The only way to stay safe is to hop from rock to rock. Since she ignored this advice, she only has herself to blame.

Be warned: now that she has been devoured by the mud monster she herself is a mud monster. Do NOT let your feet touch the ground around her.

Why do all film and TV vampires seem to know king fu?
Did they know kung fu before they turned, or do they just have ridiculous amounts of time to learn now that they're undead?

When a new vampire is created he is given greatly enhanced strength, speed and endurance. He can move much more quickly than a normal human and so fighting in hand to hand combat gives him a distinct advantage. They also appear to gain some instincts for how best to use that new strength, speed and endurance, and so are going to automatically be better fighters than human.

Skill must still be taught, though, and it's generally up to a vampire's creator to train him to protect himself and hunt. Not all vampires will have the same level of skill at martial arts, though it's likely that most of them will have some skill, due to their predatory nature. Presumably, those who are Kung Fu masters have spent centuries perfecting this ability, while newer vampires will simply have basic self-defense and hunting skills.

[terrifel]

I collect U.S. quarters, but only ones dated 1965.

[Panther Squad]

Somedays I read back entries and blogs from this strange woman online I've been obsessed with since at least 2004. Yes, I even have favorite entries that I like to revisit the best.

[Nrblex]

I frequently like to climb on the furniture and dance around the apartment. Okay, maybe that doesn't count as a hobby and I'm just weird...

[Inner Stickler]

I watch The Nanny.

[Laughing Lagomorph]

I watch The Nanny.

Freak.

I've lately gotten in the hobby of reading Craigslist personals for fun. I don't respond to them, I just read them...there's a lot of human drama contained in them. Many of them are like mini soap operas.

[ivan astikov]

I frequently like to climb on the furniture and dance around the apartment. Okay, maybe that doesn't count as a hobby and I'm just weird...

Like that farmer guy in the film "Babe", I like to do silly dances for my dog. Am I weirder?

[Panther Squad]

Have I mentioned that I watch the EWTN catalogue...religiously? And I have off and on for ten years now. Since Mother Angelica's stroke, however, her presentation is archived footage that is cut and edited for what products they're still selling. I have my DVR set to record it every week and often watch the Mother Angelica part, twice.

Extra good episodes are where she's selling lots of jewelry. I can't get enough of her cooing over the glass beadwork, what can I say?