1,000,000 Posts (Post Party)

[The Original An Gadaí]

Get off your lazy asses guys.

[Zuul]

If we averaged 500 posts a day, we'd make it to 1,000,000 posts in about 5 years.

[D. Fenestrator]

Here I am!

[Inner Stickler]

All right, let's make this happen.

[AllWalker]

That is an exhausting thought

[Inner Stickler]

We can do it!

[binks]

Whaaaa?

[Hatshepsut]

500 posts per day per person? Sure, why not?

[Inner Stickler]

We're already well on our way.

[Inner Stickler]

I, myself, am already on my 4th or 5th post for today.

[Zuul]

If we had five people posting 500 times a day we would have a daily post count of 2,500. After one week, we would have an additional 17,500 posts. After a year we would have 912,500, plus the 101,000 we have now. Easy!

[Inner Stickler]

See, all it takes is a little mathematical knowhow and suddenly all your problems are laid bare.

[Zuul]

500 posts a day, assuming you spend 8 hours a day on Mellophant (and why wouldn't you?) would be slightly more than one post per minute. Easy!

[Inner Stickler]

And even with flood control, you could easily get two posts per minute in. Although I don't know that we'll have enough time to read everything that gets posted.

[Zuul]

Okay, what if we had 500 people posting five times a day?

[Inner Stickler]

I think the read to posted ratio would be a bit better.

[Zuul]

I will give a nickel to the person who posts the 1,000,000th post!

[Inner Stickler]

That nickel is mine, bitches!

[Zuul]

Better make it happen then, Sticks!

[Inner Stickler]

post post post.

[Zuul]

Some would say a quality post is worth more than ten contentless posts.

[Inner Stickler]

That's nickelless loser talk.

[Tripler]

I'm thinking of starting an "Ask the guy who gives you A BOOT TO THE HEAD!" thread. Do you think that'd generate some posts?

Tripler
ANSWER ME! A BOOT TO YOUR SHINS!

[The Original An Gadaí]

We need Liberal to start posting methinks.

[Hatshepsut]

Oops, I think I only made three posts yesterday. That's okay, I can do 997 today to make up for it.

[The Original An Gadaí]

You blooming well better make up for it. Carpel Tunnel Syndrome, let's go!

[AllWalker]

I need not your foreign nickels!

[The Original An Gadaí]

Don't take any wooden nickels when you get your post count up guyze.

[Zuul]

It'll be a Canadian nickel. Oooooh.

[Inner Stickler]

What? Screw that! I only take REAL AMERICAN MONIES!

[Zuul]

Right now, a Canadian nickel is worth, like, $50 American.

[Inner Stickler]

Cheah right. Everyone knows that 'Murica is the only real country.

[Claptree]

Are we still doing this thing?

[Zuul]

Yep. Go post 500 times.

[Claptree]

Yes SUH! Going now.

[Inner Stickler]

*starts mining posts out of the ground with a pickaxe*

[Claptree]

I'm keeping up!

[Cluricaun]

I smell really good today.

[Inner Stickler]

Woo! 700 posts!

[The Original An Gadaí]

Ryan, you always do. Whiskey and cowshite is the cologne of the real man.

[Claptree]

I haven't posted here in a while, so I figured it was about time.

[Claptree]

Is it time again?

[Hatshepsut]

I'm posting here so we can have posters from Ireland, Sweden and Indonesia all lined up one after the other.

[Brewha]

I need

[Brewha]

five

[Brewha]

posts

[Brewha]

to have

[Brewha]

an avatar on the new board

[Glazer]

Dude you have like a hundred post. You can have an avatar.

[Muffin]

I need not your foreign nickels!

That would depend on the exchange rate and the country of the post's origin. Play teh intrawebs markets right and we can roll a few posts into thousands of posts just through wise foreign post exchange transactions.